Nightflyer: This will be REVOLTING.
Rainkeeper: Hey, at least you have a CHANCE to get your girlfriend.
Air: I am very sorry.
Seashell: How is Joy so calm over this?
Joy: Un momento *chugs a beer*
Joy: Kay! Got the bottle!
Rainkeeper: I thought you said you ere never gonna drink again?
Joy: That was until I realized that the easiest way to kiss random people is to be drunk. VERY drunk.
Seashell:........ You're drunk right now, aren't you?
Joy: No officer!
Air: I love police officers! They have doggies and pretty lights!
Rainkeeper:.............How do you even know that?
Joy: Remember the brownies they make with a bunch of drugs?
Rainkeeper: Oh dear moons.
Air: They put me in a cage!
Hosts: *facetalons*
*players appear*
Winter: What now?
Seashell: We're playing Spin the Bottle!
Deathbringer: Woo-Hoo!!!
Deathbringer: Wait.........CRAP.
All: *sits around in a circle*
Nightflyer: *puts bottle in the middle*
Moon: I don't know this game.
Rainkeeper: So basically, you spin the bottle and kiss the person it lands on.
Moon:..........Gross.
Seashell: We're going to go around until everyone has spun.
Air: Who wants to start?
All:..........
Carnelian: Eh, what the hell. *spins bottle*
[BTW I'm using a random wheel to choose so this is just as random for me as it is for you]
*Bottle lands on Tsunami*
Carnelian:................. So that's how this day's gonna go. Wonderful.
Tsunami: EW.
Joy: You can drink first if you want.
Tsunami: *disgusted* No thanks *grossly kisses Carnelian*
Tsunami: *gags and kisses Riptide*
Tsunami: Better.
Carnelian: *shudders*
Umber: My turn! *spins bottle*
*bottle lands on Carnelian*
Umber:.......Really? *kisses Carnelian*
Carnelian: AAAAAnd I'm done.
Turtle: My turn I guess. *spins*
*bottle lands on Seashell*
Turtle:...........NOPE NOT HAPPENING. *spins again*
*bottle lands on Qibli*
Turtle: OH COME ON!
Qibli: *groans*
Umber: *grows more depressed*
Turtle: *kisses Qibli*
Turtle: GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qibli: EW!!!!!!!!
Kinkajou: My turn! *spins*
*bottle lands on Rainkeeper*
Kinkajou:.........
Rainkeeper:..........
Rainkeeper: Well this is awkward.
Tsunami: Hey, if I had to kiss Carnelian, then Kinkajou can kiss Glory's son.
Kinkajou: *grimaces and kisses him*
Glory:......My best friend just kissed my son.
Glory: This game is officially WEIRD.
Qibli: Might as well get this over with. *spins*
*bottle lands on Winter [Not even joking LMAFO]
Qibli:.....Well, the bottle wants what it wants.
Winter: Don't you da-
Qibli: *grabs Winter and kisses him*
Winter:....................*mortified*
Moon: My turn! *spins*
*bottle lands on Fatespeaker*
Fatespeaker: What the actual Fuck.
Moon: That's nasty. *kisses her*
Both: *shudders*
Winter: *spins*
*bottle lands on Kinkajou*
Winter: Shit.
Turtle: No. Spin again.
Kinkajou: Relax Turtle, it's fine.
Turtle: IT IS NOT FINE! I HATE THIS GAME!
Winter: *kisses Kinkajou*
Winter: *is confused*
Kinkajou: *shrugs and kisses Turtle* Better?
Turtle:..............Maybe.
Sunny: I'll go! *spins*
Clay: I do not see an option here that would be good for you.
*bottle lands on Umber*
Clay:................WTF.
Umber: Doesn't matter. I'm gay.
Sunny: Still gross but okay. *kisses him*
Glory: My turn! *spins*
Deathbringer: *glares at bottle*
*bottle lands on Peril, who is sitting next to Deathbringer*
Deathbringer: OH COME ON! ONE AWAY!!!
Glory:..............Uh.
Peril: Just blow a kiss or something otherwise I'll accidentally kill you.
Glory: I got it. Clay!
Clay: Yea?
Glory: Kiss Peril for me. And Deathy?
Deathbringer: Yea?
Glory: Kiss me in place of Peril.
Deathbringer: With pleasure! *kisses her*
Starflight: Okay, here goes nothing *spins*
*bottle lands on Riptide*
Starflight: *stares at bottle in extreme confusion*
Riptide: What the fuck?
Tsunami: *sighs* Just do it.
Starflight: *kisses him*
Riptide/Starflight: *recoils in disgust*
Riptide: SOMEONE ELSE GO PLEASE
Deathbringer: I'll go! *spins*
*bottle lands on Sunny*
Deathbringer: Oh.
Sunny: *makes face*
Glory: *fumes*
Deathbringer: *kisses Sunny*
Sunny:..................Holy Shit Glory.
Glory: What?
Sunny: You've got it MADE.
Glory: SHUT UP.
Fatespeaker: My turn! *spins*
*bottle lands on Seashell*
Fatespeaker:...........WHY.
Seashell: Ugh. *kisses her*
Both: EW!!!!!!!!!!!
Riptide: I'll go *spins*
*bottle lands on Glory*
Riptide: ............um.
Glory: Screw it. *kisses him*
Deathbringer: GLORY!
Riptide: *shudders*
Glory: Three moons Tsunami. You LIKE that?
Tsunami: Bug off *spins*
*bottle lands on Deathbringer*
Tsunami:........................Well this is one form of payback.
Deathbringer: Why universe *kisses her*
Tsunami:...........Riptide's better.
Glory: Not even close. Deathy's the best.
Sunny: *silent nods*
Glory: *hits Sunny*
Clay: My turn! *spins*
*bottle lands on Peril*
Clay: WOOHOO! *kisses her*
Peril: Okay, *spins*
*bottle lands on Winter*
Peril: Fuck.
Winter: How about Moon kisses me in your place?
Peril: Nah, I want you to suffer *kisses him*
Winter: *screams*
Seashell: I'll go! *spins*
*bottle lands on Seashell*
Seashell:.................Oh.
Seashell: ............One is the loneliest number.......
Rainkeeper: My turn *spins*
*bottle lands on Air*
Rainkeeper: Shit.
Nightflyer: Not happening.
Air: Nightflyer,
Nightflyer: No.
Air: It the ga-
Nightflyer: NO. *throws lamp at Rainkeeper*
Rainkeeper: *dodges it and kisses Air*
Nightflyer: *freaks*
Air: EWGROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatespeaker: Nightflyer calm down, it's just a kiss.
Nightflyer: *Growls protectively* No one kisses my little sunset but me.
Air: I know! *hugs him*
Joy: I'll go! *spins*
*bottle lands on Riptide*
Joy: *nearly throws up*
Joy: No way. *spins again*
*lands on Qibli*
Joy: *rolls eyes and kisses him*
Air: My turn. *spins*
*bottle lands on Nightflyer*
Air: YES! *kisses Nightflyer*
Nightflyer: *spins and lands on himself*
Nightflyer: did everyone go?
Sunny: Yep!
Joy: Good *cocks gun*
Rainkeeper: Joy, what-
Joy: *shoots bottle*
Joy: Dare down. 40 to go.