Joy: *laughing hysterically*
Seashell: This is a horrible game!
Nightflyer: No, what Rainkeeper is playing is a horrible game.
Rainkeeper: *is playing the knife game*
Rainkeeper: *stabs the spots in between his talons*
Rainkeeper: I have all y fingers, the knife goes chop chop chop...
Air: *looks intrigued* Whatcha doin?
*players appear*
Peril: Is Christmas over?
Air: Yea
Glory: Thank. The. Moons.
Deathbringer: *reluctantly throws away mistletoe*
Qibli: What are we doing now?
*table appears*
Nightflyer: Please, sit
*everyone sits at table*
Umber: Now what?
Joy: *puts one bullet in a revolver and spins the chamber*
Joy: *slams the gun on the table in front of Carnelian*
Carnelian: What the-
Joy: DI DI MAU!
Sunny: What?
Joy: *points at Carnelian* DI DI MAU!
Deathbringer: *bursts out laughing* Oh, this is gonna be a fun day.
Qibli: *shudders at the memory of this game*
Moon: What are we doing?
Rainkeeper: *rolls eyes*
Rainkeeper: We're playing Russian Roulette.
Glory: Why are your talons bleeding?
Rainkeeper: Uh....
Air: The knife goes chop chop chop!
Nightflyer:....Rainkeeper, what did you teach my girlfriend?
Rainkeeper: Nothing!
Turtle: How does one play Russian Roulette?
Joy: Simple. There's a bullet in the revolver, but no one knows where. Every person puts the gun up to their head and fires it.
Riptide: And what happens if you get the bullet?
Joy: Then you're dead.
Fatespeaker: And if you don't?
Joy: You live another day!
All:...........
Starflight: That's horrible!
Joy: Are you kidding? It's my favorite game!
Moon: Of course it is.
Kinkajou:.....And she's gonna be a queen someday.
Glory: Wonderful.
Seashell: Just start the game already!
Carnelian: I don't want to start!
Umber: Fine. I'll do it.
Clay: Umber!
Umber: What? What do I honestly have to look forward to?
Air: Meeting me!
Qibli: Potentially dating me!
Joy; More fun dares!
Umber:......Eh, I'll still start the game *shoots gun*
*click*
Umber:.....Well that's nice. Thank you universe.
Umber: Turtle, you're next.
Turtle: What.
Kinkajou: No!!!!
Turtle: *cringes and fires*
*click*
Turtljou: *sighs with relief*
Kinkajou: Might as well get it over with now. *fires*
*click*
Glory: Oh thank the moons.
Kinkajou: Moon?
Moon: No way.
Carnelian: This is so dumb. There's probably not even a bullet in there. *takes gun*
Joy:......You watched me put it in...
Carnelian: *fires*
*gunshot goes off*
All: *screams*
Joy: *calmly reloads gun and spins chamber while disposing of the body*
Joy: Next?
Winter: *takes gun and fires*
*click*
Qibli: *fires*
*click*
Moon: *fires*
*click*
Qibli/Winter: *sigh with extreme relief*
Sunny: Why is everyone so serious?
Glory: Because we never know who gonna get SHOT!
Sunny: Well at least make it interesting! For example,
Sunny: *takes gun, points in under her chin, looks tearful*
Sunny: I already died with Daisy. *fires*
*click*
Sunny: See?
All:.........
Clay: Who's Daisy?
Air: Scavenger movie reference.
Nightflyer: It was a book first!
Joy: Have you read it?
Nightflyer:....Well I mean I started it.
Air: I like the guy's mustache.
Seashell: What.
Starflight: What the hell *fires*
*gunshot*
Fatespeaker: *screaming bloody murder, cause there was a bloody murder*
Joy: *hums and reloads gun*
Fatespeaker: *severely traumatized*
Glory: Well, here goes nothing....*fires*
*click*
Deathbringer: *recovers from mini heart attack*
Deathbringer: Okay. *fires*
*click*
Sunny: GLORYBRINGER LIVES! YAY!
Fatespeaker: *shudders and fires*
*gunshot*
Nightflyer: Well there go my parents.
Joy: *reloads*
Clay: I only regret not eating more cows *fires*
*click*
Peril: And you survive another day, universe. *takes gun and fires*
*gunshot*
*bullet melts before doing damage*
Peril: Oh.
Peril:..........Okay then...
Clay: *hugs Peril and whimpers*
Joy: *reloads*
Tsunami: What was that thing you said earlier? Oh, right. Di Di Mau! *fires*
*click*
Riptide: *fires*
*click*
Riptide: *sighs with relief*
Joy: *takes gun and fires into the ceiling*
*gunshot sounds and rock rumbles down*
All but Joy: *yelling*
Rainkeeper: Joy what the hell?!?!!
Joy: None of you serious thought of that. WOW. Now that's pathetic.
Joy: *reloads* Next?
Air: ME!!!!
Nightflyer: NO!
Air: *fires*
*click*
Air: Okay.
Nightflyer: *fires*
*click*
Nightflyer:....Oh, so my parents die, yet I get to live? Wonderful.
Air: *hugs him* Fine by me!
Rainkeeper: *fires*
*click*
Seashell: *fires*
*gunshot*
Joy: *cleans off gun*
Sunny: What now?
Joy: That's it.
Moon: That's it?!!?!?
Joy: Yea.
Umber: DOES THE FACT THAT STARFLIGHT, FATESPEAKER, SEASHELL, AND CARNELIAN ARE DEAD MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!!?
Joy: *snaps talons*
*Starflight, Fatespeaker, Carnelian, and Seashell appear*
Joy: No, not really.
Air: *pulls out knife and starts playing knife game*
Air: I have all my fingers! The knife goes chop chop chop! And if I miss the spaces in between my fingers will come off!
Nightflyer: Air, please stop.
Air:................
Air: *plays faster*
Air: WELL, CHOP CHOP CHOPCHOPCHOP I'M PICKING UP THE SPEE- OW!!!!
Rainkeeper: i did warn you about that.
Air: NIGHTFLYER IT HURTS!!!!!
Nightflyer:.......Don't do it, Nightflyer. Don't you dare....
Nightflyer: ............*gives in and hugs Air*
Nightflyer: Where's it hurt?
Air: *whimpers like a small child*
Rainkeeper: Ship. So much.