Neal & Emma
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Neal: HELP!
Emma: Neal what's wrong?!
Neal: You need to get here NOW!
Emma: What happened!
Neal: I came here with a blonde wig on and pretended to be you.
Emma: Yeah, and?
Neal: Emma your parents aren't stupid
Emma: Okay then so why didn't you just leave?
Neal: I tried but Charming started chasing me around the house with his sword
Emma: Neal....where are you now?
Neal: In your closet hiding
Emma: *facepalm* Okay I'm coming to get you. Don't touch anything!
Neal: HURRY! I hear him coming! Nice jackets by the way
Emma: Why are you looking at my ja- Nevermind.
Neal: You should consider a wardrobe change.
Emma: I hope my dad finds you before I do...
Neal: .......
Snow & Regina
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Snow: Thank you for letting us know about Emma
Regina: Oh trust me, it was my pleasure
Snow: I was wondering if you could share some advice on a situation, dear stepmother
Regina: Yeah, don't call me that. And what's the problem?
Snow: Neal came over dressed as Emma and we're wondering what to do with him
Regina: Are you sure he wasn't dressed as her because he found it pleasurable?
Snow: No, he did it because Emma asked him to
Regina: Still, he needs some help. Alright uhmm, kicking his ass is a tad bit too mean, even for me. I know! Tell his father, I'm sure Rumple will know how to handle this.
Snow: Yes, I worry about Neal sometimes, especially since he's Henry's father and he has his genes. But that's a wonderful idea, thanks!
Regina: I am NOT raising my son to be like that oaf. And you're welcome dear.
Snow: You'll see Regina, DNA plays a big part in personalities sometimes
Regina: That's why I have magic
Snow: You wouldn't use magic on Henry would you?
Regina: .......Well I do believe I'm late for something!
Snow: REGINA!
Regina: Regina's not here right now, please leave a message at the beep. BEEP.
Snow: Regina when you hear this message, we need to talk, it's Snow!
Rumple & Neal
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Rumple: Son, why are the charmings texting me and telling you're in their house dressed up like a woman?
Neal: Not a woman. I'm dressed as Emma.
Rumple: Right, well son come to my shop. I fear we need to have a talk
Neal: Papa I can't. I can't come out of the closet.
Rumple: I really hope you mean that in the literal sense.
Neal: Yes of course! What else- You didn't just ask me that.
Rumple: Just checking son, I mean you haven't had a girlfriend in awhile.
Neal: Well maybe if you had loved me more...
Rumple: I knew I shouldn't have let you stay in Neverland with your grandfather.
Neal: At least I was having fun
Rumple: Right. Son, I'm going to tell you something I hope to have to never say again. COME OUT OF THE DAMN CLOSET ALREADY!
Neal: Ooo Emma's here! Bye Papa!
Emma & Regina
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Emma: I want to THANK YOU KINDLY FOR SNITCHING!
Regina: Emma dear, I merely suggested if your parents knew exactly where you were last night.
Emma: Well your "suggestion" got me in a lot of trouble.
Regina: No one told you to ask that buffoon you call a baby daddy to dress up like you and confront your parents. Did you think your parents were stupid enough to believe that?
Emma: Maybe....Look I don't know. All I know is this is partially your fault!
Regina: MY fault? Dear, you're sadly mistaken. And what is this punishment you're so upset about?
Emma: I have to wear skirts for 2 weeks, no cookies and no tv.
Regina: Oh I see, that is a tragedy but I'll try my best not to laugh when I see you.
Emma: Thanks -.-
Regina: No problem! ^_^
Emma: I'm giving Henry candy and sending him to your house.
Regina: Miss Swan you better NOT!
Regina: MISS SWAN!
Regina: I'm coming over there right now and if my son has candy, the punishment your parents gave you is going to seem like a gift when I'm through with you.