Nightflyer: But this is't possible. Darkstalker's dead, we can't make him do a dare! *laughs nervously*
Joy: *comes in with Darkstalker on a dog leash*
Joy: Got him! Now what?
Nightflyer: FUCKIGN FUCK FUCK FUCK FLIPPIGN FREAKINF FIERCETEETHING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hides behind Air and whimpers*
Joy: What's his problem?
Rainkeeper: I thought he'd be bigger.
Joy: *shrugs*
Seashell: So you're the nightmare monster from the beyond?
Darkstalker: I guess?
Joy: No, he's......
DANANANANANANANANANANA- DARKSTALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOY!
Air: Aw, Nightflyer don't worry, I'll protect you from the big bad monster.
Nightflyer: No duh. Why do you think I'm hiding here?
Air: *looks*
Nightflyer:..............................And *little kid voice* thank you.
Air: *grins* This is gonna be a fun day.
Rainkeeper: Oh, and I got the animatronics.
Seashell: *holds up box* I got Sans.
Joy: Where's Bendy?
Air: He'll be here. I'm forcing Dean to lay down a Devil's Trap.
Joy: Kay. Let's call them in!
*players appear*
J.W.: *sees Darkstalker*
Turtle: Nope. Just fucking nope goodbye. *leaves*
Kinkajou: *slowly raises pineapple*
Winter: *slowly backs away*
Moon: DARKSTALKER!!!!! *hugs him*
Qibli: Seriously just WTF MOON!
Carnelian: Wait........Where's Nightflyer?
Air: Hiding.
Umber: Where?
Air: Behind me.
Nightflyer: *waves*
Umber: Oh.
Rainkeeper: Winter!
Winter: Oh fuck no.
Rainkeeper: Qibli!
Qibli: *squeaks*
Rainkeeper: Pick a box.
Qibli: That one.
Rainkeeper: Looks like you'll be with the Five Nights At Freddy's animatronic!
Qibli: Oh no.
Winter: That one.
Rainkeeper: .........Well have fun with Bendy...
Winter: Shit.
Joy: That leaves Darkstalker with Sans!
Seashell: *teleports everyone to Scarlet's arena*
Joy: PICK YOUR WEAPON HERE!
Qibli: Guns. Lots of guns.
Winter: Uh..........An ax, I guess? And holy ink.
Air: *starts mixing ink with holy water*
Darkstalker: I don't need any weapons. My handsomeness is weapon enough.
Moon: *facetalons*
Clearsight: *facetalons*
Kinkajou: *pineapple facetalons*
Joy: If you insist......
Rainkeeper: *unleashes Sans, Bendy, and Foxy into the arena*
Qibli: Alright Foxy. Let's dance.
Qibli: *cocks gun and starts singing*
Qibli: Just you and me, A gun or three, and nothing else between me and this door.....
Qibli: Hey Foxy come get a bite. Cause I'm surviving Five Nights!
Winter: Okay, let's do this.
Winter: Wait where'd he go?
Winter:........Uh GUYS?!!?!?!? WHERE THE HELL DID HE GO?!!?!?!?!?1
Nightflyer: Air.
Air: Yea.
Nightflyer: Don't turn around.
Air: Why not?
Nightflyer: Just- just don't.
Air: *eyes widen*
Air: *in a high-pitched voice* Is he behind me????
Nightflyer: Maybe?
Air: *internally screaming*
Moon: *winces* Air, please stop.
Darkstalker: This will be over with quickly. After all, he's just a Skeleton.
Sans: Skeleton huh? Well, so will you be when this is over!
Sans: *throws laser shooting dragon skull*
Darkstalker: *dodges skull and lunges at Sans*
Sans: *throws him across the room, breaks through the wall*
Joy: OOOooooooo I like this guy.
Seashell: .........................................Why.
Darkstalker: *gets up and starts force-choking Sans*
Sans: *starts throwing bones*
Winter: Oh BENDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qibli: Foxy? Where did that stupi- *Foxy appears*
Qibli: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING FUCK FUC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qibli: *fires off the entire round of bullets*
Foxy: *dies*
Qibli: *sighs with relief*
Freddy: *slowly appears behind Qibli*
*screams*
Bendy: *appears*
Winter: *swings ax*
Bendy: *breaks it*
Winter:........................Crap.
Winter: *sets ax handle down*
Winter: I'm just gonna go now.....And we can forget all about this right? *nervous laughter*
Air: *pulls out bugle*
Joy: R.I.P. Winter
Moon: *sheds tear*
*a few hours later*
Qibli: *is surrounded by animatronic parts*
Qibli: *is completely paranoid*
*Leaf drops to the ground*
Qibli: *screams and shoots leaf*
Qibli: *hyperventilates*
Darkstalker: *dead*
Sans: *using Darkstalker's body as a trampoline*
Seashell: Well okay then.
Joy: Anybody see where Bendy went?
Air:.................*takes out phone*
Air: Dean? I've got a job for you.....
Air: No I swear I won't shove you in a closet with Cas this time.
Air: THAT WAS ONE TIME!
Air:..............Okay, yea it was more like twenty times, but STILL!
Air: *arguing with Dean about Bendy*
Rainkeeper: How do we get rid of Sans?
Joy: Got it covered.
Sans: *drops dead*
*gunshot sounds*
Rainkeeper: Personal sniper?
Joy: Personal sniper.