A/N: NOT FOR INNOCENT READERS
Seashell: guys I think we need to discuss a serious issue.
Joy: I agree. WHY THE HELL ISN'T KELP A HOST YET!?!?
Seashell: That's not at all what I-
Rainkeeper: WE ARE NOT GOING BACK TO THAT DISCUSSION!
Joy: But-
Rainkeeper: IT'S OVER!
Air: Actually we've gotten new comments about it...
Joy: HA!
Seashell: GUYS!!!
Nightflyer: What?
Seashell: I think we may need to put a mature rating on this book.
Hosts:......*burst out laughing*
Joy: WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
Seashell: Because there's a lot of swearing and dirty references and with this dare and the last one we did....
Air: Seriously? Seashell, it's not like we're giving details.
Joy: Yea, if people want the details on that, then they can visit some extremely talented writers by the names of
Nightflyer:.....How do you even know this?
Joy:............No reason....
Joy: *whispers* Psst, I can also hook you up with Dramione, Jily, and another Starspeaker one.
Rainkeeper: Uh, maybe you should warn people as to what you're advertising.
Joy:.......Well, it's a certain kind of fruit.
Air: And Crazybubbles101 wrote the non dirty funny version!
Hosts:........
Air: What?
Nighflyer: Oh Air, you sweet little innocent thing.
Air: .........What are you talking about?
Nightflyer: Nothing.
Air:.....
Nightflyer: Luv you!
Air:..........*narrows eyes*
*players appear*
Joy: So.
Seashell: How does one explain this?
Nightflyer: Uh.....
Carnelian: Yea?
Moon: What?
Joy: Moon, Winter, and Qibli were dared to have a threesome.
*silence*
Winter: Uh.
Qibli: Okay then....
Moon: Shall I tell them or do you want to?
Winter: Nah, no it's okay.
Qibli: You can tell them.
Winter: Yea.
Moon: Okay.
Moon:.....What if that's already been done?
Joy: Describe it in one word.
Moon: IcyHot.
Qibli: *nods*
Kinkajou: OHMYMOONS!!!!!!
Carnelian: *evil shipping laughter*
Umber: *throws up*
Turtle: Why is everyone freaked out now?
Seashell:.....Why are you not?
Turtle:.................
Turtle: Uh
Air: SPILL!
Joy: IS IT TURTLJOU?!!?!?! TELL! NOW!!!!
Kinkajou: GREAT SNAKES NO!!!! IT'S NOT TURTLJOU!!!
Hosts: Awwwwwww.
Kikajou: Sick. That's what you all are. Sick sick dragons.
Joy: Yea....
Turtle: Let's just say Tsunami needs to learn how to lock a door.
Seashell: *screams*
Joy: *slightly disgusted*
Rainkeeper: *laughing*
Nightflyer: I know the feeling.
Turtle: How?
Joy: .............................................................*poker face*
Nightflyer:.....No reason.
Air: Well, if the dare's already been done, then what do we do?
Seashell: End the part and go to a dare we can do without scarring anyone?
Air: Can we go back to when Peril sang an MC Hammer song?
Nightflyer: Sure.
Hosts: *disappear*
J.W.: ...................
Carnelian: What did we learn here besides some gross realizations about our classmates?
Umber: And teachers.
Kinkajou:........That Air is the most innocent host in this game?
Turtle: Yea, let's- let's go with that.
Qibli: Okay.
Winter: Kay.
All:..........*slowly backs away*