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This is a story about me. Not exactly a biography - I feel like that seems sort of arrogant. I mean, who am... अधिक

Introduction
1: Discovery
2: Sex Games
3: You Dont Think They Think We're Gay, Do You?
4: A Time For Everything - And I Mean Everything!
5: Long Beach Is Gay!
6: Where Can I Get One?
7: Red
8: Pepperdine And My Bunny Suit
9: WANTED: Overnight Meaningful Relationship
10: Summer Games 1984
11: Whisper In My Ear
12: Logic Doesn't Apply
13: Never Leave Home Without Your Vibrator
14: Naked in Malibu
15: Blond Eyes & Blue Hair
16: Flyboys Have Hard Bodies!
17: Dangerous
18: Worth Retelling
19: 9 1/2 Weeks
20: Priorities
21: The Louder I Am
22: Plancha Mis Ropas
23: I Wanna Be With The Band!
24: Floyd's
25: Variations
26: No Limits
27: I'll Do Whatever You Say
28: We Put Our Sex Toys Away
29: In Search Of The Sleaziest Motel
30: This BMW is a lemon!
31: Spare Time In San Diego
32: So... What'd You Do This Weekend?
34: This Porno Isn't Right!
35: The Nanny
36: Packed Jeans & Bathroom Stalls
37: No Limits - Part 2
38: Randi & Lightning
39: The Games People Play
40: Woodshop & Chemistry
41: My Brand Of Crazy
42: Raise Your Hand If Ya Wanna Make A Baby
43: About Younger Men
44: Playing Games or a Game Player?
45: I've Never Been More Comfortable
46: The Greatest Compliment
47: Are We Gonna Do This?
48: Fired

33: The Buffalo Snort

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Crossing the border was, I'm happy to say, uneventful. Not that it wasn't exciting! Don't get me wrong! My heart was about to beat out of my chest! I was stealing a car and crossing a border! But, like I said, a cakewalk. Whew! From there we had about a two hour drive to our destination. I was looking forward to seeing the property Chris had.

Chris explained that as Americans, we're not allowed to own property in Mexico but we can get a 20 year lease on it instead. That is what she had. She said it needed to have some updating done and some repairs before she could use it as a vacation rental. She might have understated things a bit...

When we got there, we found a box shaped building made of stucco. It was not as big as my car in length or width and had no windows. I dont think it even had window frames, but I may be wrong. It did have a front door but that was about it! There was no furniture, no fixtures, no toilets either. (There was a space where it looked like a toilet should go though, so that was something!) It didn't matter. It had its own driveway and that's all that mattered.

It did have a spectacular view of La Bufadora as well! I was told that means 'The Buffalo Snort!' It is a natural blow hole. That's a place where the ocean swell is pushed into an underground cave and once pushed to the back of it, spouts through a hole in the rock above it.., like a big sneeze!

We watched it for a short while and then parked and locked the BMW and got in our friends' car and went home. Unfortunately it didn't work out that well for the owner of the BMW. Hehe... Apparently, mexican police found the stolen vehicle and, after reporting it to the US authorities, it somehow ended up in the custody of the insurance company! They were only too pleased to return the car to its owner! Lol! She got it back before we even got back from stealing it! It had been stripped and the stereo was gone! I suppose it was right that she didn't pay us the $500 she had promised for our efforts.

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If you've read everything up to this point, you will remember my story about my friend Raven. Then, perhaps you will also laugh your ass off - as I am doing right now - when I tell you that, since publishing this chapter, I received a text message from Raven. This is what it said...

"Never leave a car parked without the keys!!!!! Always leave the keys silly"

Thanks Raven! Next time... Lol!

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