Nightflyer: Oh, this is gonna be good.
Joy: *stares at paper holding the dare in confusion*
Joy: What?
Nightflyer: I love this dare.
Rainkeeper: Oh yea. This is great.
Joy: wth?
Air: Is this that game you play sometimes where everything is made out of cubes?
Nightflyer: Yep. And they are sooo going to rage quit.
Joy: Can somebody please explain what the hell we're doing today?
Nightflyer:*facetalons*
*players appear*
Players: *various groans are heard*
Rainkeeper: IT'S MINECRAFT TIME PEOPLE!!
Starflight: Seriously?
Nightflyer: Yep!
Starflight: Yessssss
Nightflyer: *stares in awe*
Nightflyer: YOU PLAY MINECRAFT!?!?!?
Starflight: Duh.
Clay: I used to play it!
Starflight: *facetalons* You really don't wanna know what he did.
Clay: I spend three weeks doing nothing but breeding cows, only to discover that I couldn't make them turn into real cows! How stupid is that!
Peril: So then he got mad and I burned the computer down.
Clay: And then I cooked real cows over the flames!
Air:.........How am I your daughter?
Peril: No freaking clue.
Clay: *shrugs*
Winter: Can we just get this over with?
Seashell: Yes please!
*all players are given a computer and are loaded into a hardcore minecraft map*
Sunny: So how do we- *steve dies*
Sunny: Oh. I'm dead now.
Starflight: *instantly hacks the game and switches to creative mode, builds a giant mansion out of diamonds filled with everything he could possibly need, creates a wall that only Fatespeaker can cross, respawns Sunny, switches back to survival mode and cowers in diamond mansion*
Tsunami: When the heck did that mansion get there? And why- WHAT THE HELL STARFLIGHT YOU CRASHED MY SERVER!
Starflight: *evil laughter*
Fatespeaker: I have no idea what your problem is. I can get through just fine.
Sunny: Well when I tried a zombie jumped out and killed me!
Fatespeaker: Wait.....Am I the only one that can get through?
Starflight: Yes.
Fatespeaker: AW Starflight! You're the best boyfriend ever!
Winter: *builds tiny hut*
Qibli:*crafts weapons*
Winter: *traps Moon in the hut*
Qibli: *defends small hut with Winter*
Moon: SERIOUSLY!?!?! I know how to survive Minecraft!
Qibli: *kills a skeleton* So?
Moon: Kinkajou, can you do me a favour?
Kinkajou: Yea sure, as long as Turtle doesn't need me.
Turtle: *sitting in a boat in the middle of the ocean, fishing*
Turtle: Nah, I'm good.
Kinkajou: *murders Winter and Qibli*
Starflight: *respawns them and deletes the small hut*
Moon: Thanks Starflight!
Starflight: Anytime.
Tsunami: How are you people so successful!?!?? I'm still chopping down trees!
Riptide: It's all in the strategy, Tsu-tsu.
Riptide: *is hiding underwater in a house made of sand*
Sunny: Dammit! I DIED AGAIN!
Starflight: *respawns Sunny like 140 more times*
Sunny: *screams and throws computer at the wall*
Joy: And we have our first rage-quitter
Air: Where'd she get the baseball bat?
Joy: I gave it to her.
Sunny: *smashing the computer with bat while screaming*
Peril: *sets the computer on fire*
Peril: Oops. Guys, I need a new computer!
Peril: *burns through over 200 computers*
Peril: THAT'S IT! I'M DONE!!!! *melts computer*
Clay: Peril no! Come back! I found a way to burn cows!!!!
Peril:....*starts burning more computers*
Glory: *calmly sitting in a treehouse, eating apples*
Deathbringer: *laughing and killing all the monsters that come near them*
Deathringer: Why has it taken me so long to play this?!
Glory: Because you've always been busy with other things.
Deathbringer: True.
Rainkeeper: *randomly appears in game*
Rainkeeper:Glory, please stop eating apples. It's really creepy for me. Please, eat this meat instead *gives her an endless supply of meat*
Glory:....Okaaaay.
Tsunami: *doesn't have any emeralds to trade with the villagers*
Tsunami: *snaps*
Tsunami: *screams and shakes the computer*
Seashell :Ah, here we go.
Tsunami: *smashes the screen with her fist*
Riptide: Tsunami,that's glass!!!
Tsunami: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!!!!!!??!!?
Riptide: *cowers in fear*
Tsuanmi: *grabs the dragon closest to her and throws him at a wall*
Umber: *screams as Tsunami throws him across the room*
Kinkajou: *quietly shields Turtle from Tsunami's growing rampage*
Tsunami: *murders everyone in the minecraft game and then smashes the computers*
Tsunami: NO MORE FREAKING MINECRAFT!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: *was playing minecraft on his phone*
Nightflyer: *quickly hides phone*
Tsunami: *screams in rage*
Some random dragon in Pantala: What was that?
Hosts: *slowly back away from the growing apocalypse*