A/N: As much as I don't do this normally, PLEASE GO TO MY RANDOM WINGS OF FIRE STUFF BOOK AND READ THE "EVERYBODY DROP EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" PART
Joy:.......Well, it's definitely creative.
Joy: And it doesn't involve me kissing anyone.
Air: LET'S CHECK IT OFF DA LIST!
Nightflyer: Can we force them to sing during this?
Seashell: i don't see why not.
Nightflyer: YEP! GOT IT! DARE- DONE!
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: *quickly informs Winter and Qibli of the dare*
Nightflyer: You did tell the Icewings about this right?
Joy: no.
Air: Why not?
Joy: *glares*
Joy: Queen Snowfall and I are not speaking at the moment.
Seashell: No one in the Sea Kingdom is talking to Coral either. Even Anemone and Auklet refuse.
Rainkeeper: Wow.
Seashell: *nods* The cooks are even spitting in her food.
Turtle: No, there's been spit in her food forever. All of her sons take turns.
All: *facetalons*
Air: Let's just start this dare shall we?
Rainkeeper: I'll go tell the Icewings.
Umber: What?
Winter: MOON!
Moon: Yes?
Winter: I AM HOPELESSLY AND COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!!
Moon: *sighs* Winter, we have already had this conversation. MANY times. It's not happening. I'm with Qibli now.
Qibli: *wraps an arm around Moon* Yea. *winks at Winter*
Winter:......wtf?
*Icewings suddenly burst into the room and kidnap Moon and Winter*
Kinkajou: *screams*
Qibli:*grabs the giant stick from the weapons box*
Qibli: OH HELL NO!
In the Ice Kingdom....
Moon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!
Lynx: don't be ridiculous darling.
Random Icewing: We're not going to hurt you.
Hailstorm: You're just going to marry Winter and live happily ever after!
Moon:.......*screams*
Winter: So you're forcing Moon to marry me?
Narwhal: Yep!
Winter: But we're not allowed to leave?
Narwhal: Nope!
Winter:..... So i can't see Qiby again?
Narwhal: And he will never come between you and Moon again!
Winter: *is strangely disappointed*
A day later....
*Winter and Moon are getting married*
Moon: *crying slightly* I DON'T WANNA DO THIS!!!!
Winter: WELL I DIDN'T PLAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is secretly slightly pleased*
All the Icewings: HERE COMES THE BRIDE!!!!!!!
Qibli: *slams open doors* NO!
Winter: YES!
Moon: WOOHOO!!!!!
Icewing: *throws spear at Qibli* NO!
Qibli: *dodges spear* I OBJECT!!!!
Nrwhal: Why?
Qibli :Because they're both in love with me!!!!! Duh!!!!
Winter: NOT TRUE!
Moon: COMPLETELY TRUE!!!!
Moon: PLEASE SAVE ME!
Hailstorm: What are we to do?
Tundra: There's only one thing we CAN do now.
*half an hour later*
Qibli: *marries Moon*
Qibli: *marries Winter*
Winter: *marries Moon*
*wedding bells start ringing*
Joy:.....This did not go as I had invisioned.
Nightflyer: I thought Qibli was gonna die.
Rainkeeper: Same.
Hosts: *applauds*
Air: Did we just force a trio of four-year olds to get married?
Seashell: Maybe.
Joy: Weren't you going to have Qibli sing something?
Nightflyer: It's irelevent now.
Air: What was it?
Nightflyer: *starts singing Your Song from Moulin Rouge*
Air: *entranced*
Everyone else: *facetalons*