America: Have you ever met England's 2p? He's very....Interesting....
2p!England: *bust down a door and tackles England* *starts singing in the tune of "do you want to build a snowman"
Do you want to hide a body?
England: W-What!?
2p!England: It doesn't have to be in one piece!
England: o-0 *slowly backs away*
2p!England: Come on we have to think quickly now, I think the cops are finally coming after meeeee *throws a body bag at Iggy and jumps out of the nearest window*
Cops: *break into England's house* You're under arrest!
England: I didn't do it! ;-;