Air: *fangirl screaming*
Seashell: *running around shaking everyone and screaming*
Nightflyer:.....WHAT?
Seashell/Air: JELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joy: Oh dear moons.
Rainkeeper: What about it?
Air: *about to explode with shipping happiness*
Seashell: *throws Iphone at them* READ THE FREAKING BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: *reads*
Rainkeeper:......Kelp. Will. DIE.
Joy: *slaps Rainkeeper* NO!
*players appear*
Clay: Can you NOT affect any of our personal relationships from now on?
Air: Why do you say that NOW, after we killed you and Peril to start World War 3?
Rainkeeper: maybe its because they finally found the point in the books where Peril asks Clay out on a date and he says yes.
Peril: Wait I do? AND HE DOES!?!?!?!?!?
Clay: I do?
Hosts: *shrugs*
*Moon appears*
Seashell: Go on, say it.
Moon: No idea why his was a dare but okay.
Moon: Hi
Sunny: Hi Moon!
Starflight: What's up?
Tsunami: Winterwatcher or Wintershell?
Glory: Sup
Clay: .....Don't you have a class now?
Moon: My father is Morrowseer.
Players:..............
Glory: *twitches*
Starflight: *frozen in horror*
Deathbringer: *sharpens talons*
Sunny: *staring with a slightly murderous look on her face*
Tsunami: *shaking with fury*
Players: *explode*
Hosts: *quickly shield Moon*
Glory: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deathbringer: *screaming and throwing various weapons everywhere*
Sunny: DEATH! DEATH TO YOU! DEATH TO YOUR FAMILY! DEATH TO YOUR COW!!!!!!
Clay: *gasps* NOT THE COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peril: *is a living inferno*
Starflight: Joy? Gun. Please.
Joy: ......Nooooooo
Fatespeaker: *hyperventilating*
Riptide: *is seriously confused*
Riptide: Wait who's Morrowseer?
All: *stops*
All: *screams more*
Joy: Oh, you know, just the second most evil dragon in Pyrrhia. Nobody worth noting.
Riptide: What did he do?
Clay: HE MADE UP THE FAKE PROPHECY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsunami: HE'S THE REASON WE WERE IMPRISONED UNDER A MOUNTAIN FOR YEARS!!!!!
Sunny: HE'S THE REASON MY PARENT'S RELATIONSHIP IS ONE GIANT HEARTBREAKING DISASTER!!!!!!!!!
Fatspeaker: HE'S THE REASON I HAD TO BE STUCK WITH THOSE FREAKING MORONS MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deathbringer: HE'S THE REASON I HAD TO MURDER MY COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glory: HE ORDERED MULTIPLE DRAGONS TO MURDER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peril: HE'S THE REASON ALL THE ICEWING PRISONERS IN THE ARENA DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: And you cared about that why?.....
Peril: Because they were the only ones that didn't die instantly!
Starflight: HE'S THE REASON WHY I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: Wait what?
Starflight: In the books.
All: What?
Starflight:......You know what nevermind.
All: .......what?
Riptide: Oooooooh. Didn't he have some fling with Blister?
Moon: Wait what?
Air: I heard it was Scarlet.
Peril: I heard that too....
Moon: WHAT?
Deathbringer: There was SOMETHING going on with him and Battlewinner.
Moon: WHAT!!?!?!?
Sunny: Wasn't there something with Burn too?
Riptide: No, that was with Nautilus.
Fatespeaker: Ew.
Moon: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Air: Ah, Morrowseer, the ladies man.
Deathbringer: Nightwings do have a class on charm....
Glory: I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer:......Where do I sign up?
Air/ Fatespeaker/ Starflight: NIGHTFLYER!