DanielSrapleton9: Army, go into hiding for an hour or 2 and see how Air Force reacts. (I ship these so much now XD)
Army: Hiding?
ArmyRanger: Skip off! Let's go! *pushing army out door*
Army: What?! Wait! Stop!
ArmyRanger: *pushes army outside**slams door shut**grins*
DeltaForce: You just wanted him out of the house.
ArmyRanger: Well, yeah. He's a buzz-kill anyway.
DeltaForce: Just because you like trashing the house-
ArmyRanger: And you don't plaster the walls with jelly??
DeltaForce: *shrugs**walks away*
ArmyRanger: Wait! Get back here! *goes after delta*
1 hour later
AirForce: Hey.
JROTC: Hey.
AirForce: Where's Army?
JROTC: I don't know.
AirForce: Did he get like, deployed or something?
JROTC: How should I know? And I don't think so.
AirForce: Yeah. But seriously? Where is he?
JROTC: I. Don't. Know.
AirForce: ... Okay. *walks away**shouts* Delta!
DeltaForce: *from kitchen* What?!
AirForce: *goes into kitchen* You know where Army is?
DeltaForce: *eating soup* Chill out. He'll be back in like an hour or something.
AirForce: Oh, okay. Thanks!
An hour and a half later
Army: *walks inside house*
ROTC: Hey, man.
Army: Hey. Anything happen while I was gone?
ROTC: That was two hours.
Army: Waiting.
ROTC: *sigh* Nothing happened.
Army: *nods* Cool. *walks into kitchen*
DeltaForce: Hey.
Army: Hey.
DeltaForce: So where'd you go?
Army: Some secret CIA place- I don't even know.
DeltaForce: *nods* AirForce was looking for you.
Army: What was wrong?
DeltaForce: Didn't say.
Army: All right. Thanks.