Joy: Okay this is definitely one of my favorites.
Air: I liked the one where the Jade Winglet went grocery shopping.
Seashell: Or when Winter sang Call Me Maybe and the Hanging tree songs.
Rainkeeper: Or when Clay ate Fluffy and Flower
Nightflyer: Or when we did 7 minutes in heaven...
Air: *facetalon*
*players appear*
Sunny: YES ANOTHER DARE!
All: *glares at Sunny*
Sunny: ..............I stand by my statements.
Nightflyer: *has a megaphone* TODAY!!!!
Joy: *also has a megaphone* WE SHALL BE PLAYING!!!!
Air: *doesn't need a megaphone* HIDE AND SEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glory: *laughing* YOU ALL ARE GOING DOWN!
Kinkajou: Hell yea! *high fives Glory*
Seashell: Here's how it works. You have one day to hide anywhere in Pyrrhia, but once you are hidden, you can't move again. Burn,
*Burn appears and waves*
Seashell: Will be trying to find you. If she does, you die. Any questions?
All:..............
Rainkeeper: Oh! And sorry, seawings, but you're not allowed to go underwater. You can only go places that Burn can reach.
Joy: A.K.A., no Ice Kingdom Winter.
Winter: Dammit.
Air: OFF YOU GO!
Nightflyer: And don't worry, Burn will be here the whole time so she can't peek.
Players: *bolts from the room*
*One day later....*
Hosts: *sitting on a couch with popcorn, as they watch Burn search through secret cameras*
Burn: *pacing through her Weirdling Collection*
Sunny: *is frozen like one of the stuffed dragon, fearing for her life*
Sunny: *a single drop of sweat hits the floor*
Burn: *whips around and grabs Sunny by the neck*
Burn: Got you.
Sunny: *screams*
Air: *walks over to chart*
Air: *crosses off Sunny's name*
Nightflyer: D.O.D., one down, 8 to go.
Joy: J.W., 7 to go.
Burn: *walking around sandwing kingdom*
Kinkajou: *in camouflage behind Burn, making funny faces at her back*
Burn: *spots Turtle clinging to the bottom of a bridge*
Burn: *grabs Turtle* Got you.
Turtle: NO PLEASE!!!!
Kinkajou: *attacks Burn*
Kinkajou: I WON'T LET YOU HURT MY BOYFRIEND!!!
*screams*
Air: *slowly crosses off their names*
Joy: J.W., 5 to go
In the rainforest....
Burn: *spots familiar sloth*
Burn: *scares it so it goes running to its owner*
Peril: *screams* DO WHAT YOU WANT, JUST DON'T HURT MY SLOTH!!!!!!! ........OR CLAY!!!!
Air: *crosses off name*
Nightflyer: D.O.D. 7 left.
Burn: *walks into Rainwing hut*
Burn: *sees Qibli and Moon making out*
Burn: .....You know you were supposed to HIDE, right?
Joy:..........3 left. Jade Winglet ain't doing so well.
Burn: *in Pryhhia's biggest library*
Starflight: *cowering beneath a desk*
Burn:......Okay, this one was WAY too easy.
Starflight: TELL FATESPEAKER I LOVE HER MORE THAN SUNNY!
Nightflyer: 6 left.
In The Sky Kingdom......
Burn: *finds Carnelian choking a skywing named Pyrite*
Burn: I really thought you would have more sense than this.
Carnelian: WAIT!
Pyrite: CARNELIAN PLEASE NO!
Carnelian: SCREW YOU! PYRITE IS REALLY WINTER IN DISGUISE!!!
Air: *crosses off more names*
Joy: Huh. Did not see that coming.
Rainkeeper: See what?
Joy: Umber is the only surviving member of the Jade Winglet.
Air: I wonder where he's hiding....
Nightflyer: *checks* *shudders* You don't want to know.
Seashell: Well ,he's the J.W. winner so he gets to live, wherever he is.
Burn: *searches talons of Peace Camp*
Burn: *finds Fatespeaker in a tree*
Burn: Starflight says he loves you more than Sunny.
Fatespeaker: He does? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fatespeaker: Wait- *screams*
Nightflyer: Well, there go my parents.
Burn: *finds Riptide and Tsunami hiding under a waterfall, also making out*
Burn: What is it with you people and making out when you're not supposed to?
Tsunami:............What?
Burn: So I read Ripnami fanfiction, so what?
Seashell: Wait WHAT?!?!
Nightflyer: Three left.
Rainkeeper: Who's still alive?
Air: Clay, Glory, Deathbringer, and Umber, but he's the J.W. champion so he doesn't die when Burn finds him.
Joy: YES! OUR PARENTS ARE STILL ALIVE!
Rainkeeper: *high-fives Joy*
Air: Where are they hiding?.....
Deathbringer: *smirking from the Nightwing Island*
Glory: *basking in the sun while in camouflage*
Clay: *eating at the Prey Center*
Umber: ............................You really don't want to know.
Burn: *double-checks the rainforest*
Glory: *falls asleep and drifts out of camouflage*
Burn: FINALLY!! Got you!
Glory: *screams* TELL DEATHY I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nightflyer: Uh, 2 left.
Burn: *searching JMA*
Burn: *finds Clay in the Prey center*
Clay: *munching on hippo leg* Oh hey Burn. Did you find Peril?
Burn: Yes.
Clay: *finishes food* Okay, I'm ready.
Air: .........Why do feel like that was a noble death?
Joy: Because it was Clay.
Nightflyer: He could've died over that extra cow in the first book and we would all agree that it was a valiant death.
Rainkeeper: True.
Burn: Now what?
Air: Well, he have our champions so.....
Joy: You go back to being dead until the next dare!
Burn: WAIT NO-*disappears*
Air: *snaps talons*
*Deathbringer and Umber appear*
Deathbringer: *covered in ash*
Umber: *covered in dirt*
Air: Congratulations, you have won hide and seek!!!
Seashell: Tell us, where were your winning places?
Deathbringer: A non-lava covered cell in the old Nightwing Island.
Umber: *shudders with a traumatized look on his face*
Umber: I had Sora bury me alive....
Hosts:..............
Joy: Well, on a funnier note, Umber! Call an Uber!
Umber: Why?
Joy: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SPELL UMBER WITHOUT UBER!!!!!!
All of Pyrrhia: *facetalons*