[a/n heyyy all, it totally hasnt been (almost) three months whaaaat
i said that i would take a break, and then i went on vacation where i wasnt able to write bc people were always around me and, honestly, i needed some vacation time, to get my mind off of things and try to get my mental health to be better (which, guess what, still made me feel like shit at times)
not to mention that my ears and ear drums have been fucked up for the past two weeks and i have been going to the doctor to figure out what the fuck is going on. i will get results next week. god help me
anyways, enough rambling and excuses, here's the chapter!]
fast forward to two months later.
it's now the first week of march, it's still pretty cold but it's slowly getting warmer. very slowly.
nothing really much happened during these two months, and by that, i mean nothing too important happened.
a lot of people left for christmas, like evan and smitty went back to canada, brian, david, and craig to ireland (craig went to northern ireland, though), and brock went with his family to france. which left jon, tyler, marcel, and lui back in america, bored out of their minds.
new years quickly came, and smitty threw a new years party and lots of people from their school came or stopped by. evan was supposed to be the one throwing the party, since their parents were going to be out all night and their siblings were over their friend's houses or something, and also because they were mildly popular and knew lots of people but there was a change of plans. all of the No Homo™ chat was at the party, and some brought some guests as well that weren't from their school.
needless to say, it was a wild night. a pretty wild night.
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moose: wow this chat has been dead for like two months
moose: how are you all?
ty guy: im feeling gay and i want to die
balloon boy: me too
ty guy: wait who's that
ty guy: oh thats marcel lol
balloon boy: i like balloons okay
mini craig: lmao
brain: why is your name mini craig
mini craig: oh yeah i forgot about that
mini craig: basically my friend's brother is also named craig and people called me 'mini' craig to not confuse us
ty guy: thats dumb
mini craig: fuck you
ty guy: thanks
evanoss: nice to see that everything's still the same lol
evanoss: also where's david and lui
balloon boy: i have no idea tbh
brain: last time i saw david he was in ireland but he left earlier than me
ty guy: and lui didnt leave the us so
daithi: sup motherfucks
balloon boy: ay my boy
mini craig: where the fuck have u been u fuck
daithi: lol i forgot about this chat
daithi: me brian and craig have just been talkign to each other in our other chat 'the irish gays (and craig)'
ty guy: WHAT
evanoss: you guys suck
mini craig: whoops
moose: anyways daithi do you know where lui is
daithi: uh
mini craig: GUYS GUYS
mini craig: there's a cute gay couple in our school and theyre p cool and gay im adding them
balloon boy: nice
brain: what there's another cute gay couple and its not me and brock
moose: lol
mini craig has added bill nay the science gay and lordtickledicks to No Homo™
lordtickledicks: it is i
lordtickledicks: lord of the gays
ty guy: but your name says that youre lord of the dicks
lordtickledicks: same thing
lordtickledicks: also *tickle dicks
ty guy: oh yeah sorry
lordtickledicks: ze i just noticed that it says nay wtf
bill nay the science gay: i made it so it rhymes with gay you fuck
lordtickledicks: you couldve put neigh
bill nay the science gay: bill is not a fucking horse
brain: i like them already
jon cena: what the fuck
evanoss: LOOK WHO DECIDED TO JOIN US
jon cena: ...hi
balloon boy: change your fucking name that meme has been dead for months now
daithi: maybe even years
jon cena: but i have no inspiration i dunno what to change it to
tyler, the creator: something gay
evanoss: something gay
tyler, the creator: fuck you i said it first
evanoss: no thanks thats gay
lordtickledicks: ...but you just said something gay
evanoss: ........shut your fuck
evanoss: also tyler nice name
tyler, the creator: thanks
tyler, the creator: he's gay and so am i
bill nay the science gay: same
moose: ANYWAYS guys say your names and sexuality and pronouns and shit
moose: also everyone's he/him expect for evan, lui, and craig who are they/them
bill nay the science gay: okay okay
bill nay the science gay: hi im steven im gay and ace he/him!!
lordtickledicks: hecking cutie i love u
lordtickledicks: and im anthony! bisexual and proud! he/him!
something gay: Nice
evanoss: oh my god jon i hate you
something gay: me too
evanoss: ...you hate me or yourself?
something gay: surprise bitch its both
tyler, the creator: wow so relatable
something gay: fuck you
tyler, the creator: no i have a boyfriend
daithi: WHAT
moose: WHAT
brain: um excuse me
evanoss: did i read that correctly
evanoss: i hope so
tyler, the creator: really? thats old news guys
something gay: who is this boyfriend
daithi: yeah who is he
tyler, the creator: i mean,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
tyler, the creator: cant you tell,,,,,,,
somerthing gay: what
moose: ITS CRAIG
moose: THEYRE NOT TALKING AND THEYRE ONLINE
moose: ITS OBVIOUSLY CRAIG COME ON
mini craig: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,fuck they caught me
daithi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
evanoss: BITCH ME TOO TF
bill nay the science gay: meanwhile i'm over here having no idea whats going on
lordtickledicks: same here babe
moose: you have no idea what a big deal this is
tyler, the creator: Oh Well
mini craig:
balloon boy: i leave for TWO minutes and this is what i come back to
evanoss: shut up marcel
evanoss: now can you tell us how and when did you get together
mini craig: tyler you do the honors
tyler, the creator: fine
tyler, the creator: basically after the new years party at smitty's house (where is motherfucker by the way he owns me five bucks) me and craig ended up making out in some bedroom and then i asked them out
mini craig: bull shit
mini craig: you were incredibly awkward the day after and didnt talk to me until i texted you
tyler, the creator: shshshshhhshsh
mini craig: anyways yeah we've been dating for about a week now
brain: aw
evanoss: my otp is finally canon :'))))))
brain: i thought me and brock were your otp
evanoss: think again bitch
brain has left No Homo™
lordtickledicks: oooooo shit
mini craig: brian you just got roasted
balloon boy: he dead
moose: it was fun while it lasted
moose: anybody else want to date me now
brain has joined No Homo™
brain: hell the fuck no
brain: i aint going anywhere bitch
bill nay the science gay: i have no idea what is happening but i love it