Hosts: *evil laughter*
*players appear*
Riptide: Just gonna say this now. I SWEAR TO THE MOONS IF YOU MAKE US SING AGAIN!!!!
Tsunami: Rip rip, calm down.
Seashell: *grins knowingly*
Raineeper: Actually what we're doing today is much worse.
Air: *cowering in a corner* Much, MUCH worse.
Sunny: Why are you in a corner?
Air: Because I already know how this will end and I don't wanna die today.
Nightflyer: Air, calm down. You're not going to die.
Air: Right. *pulls Nightflyer into the corner with her* But you might.
Nightflyer:.........Okay, well I have no objection to this.
Clay: I do.
Starflight: Same.
Fatespeaker/Peril: *facetalon*
Winter: What are we doing?
Hosts: *hide behind bulletproof shields just in case*
Joy: Winter and Carnelian have to do 7 minutes in heaven and Peril has a secret dare.
Carnelian: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Winter: SERIOUSLY JUST SCREW YOU ALL!!!
Joy: Calm down Winter, we'll let you kiss Moon afterwards.
Moon: Wait what?
Winter: Deal.
Qibli: NU-
Joy: SILENCE QIBLI!
Peril: What's my secret dare?
Air: *nervously whispers into Peril's ear* You have to flirt with someone other than Clay
Peril: . . . SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE A PILE OF ASHES SOON!!!!! *grabs Air by the throat*
Air: *slightly choking*
Peril: WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU BURNING!?!?!?!
Nightflyer: BECAUSE SHE'S FIREPROOF NOW DROP HER BEFORE I SHOOT YOU! *points gun*
Peril: *drops her*
Fatespeaker: .....I have mixed emotions over what just happened.
Seashell: ON WITH IT!
*Winter and Carnelian are dragged into a closet*
Peril: *sighs painfully and glances around for a victim*
Peril: Well, I might as well make this interesting.
Peril: Hi Deathy.
Glory: WHAT THE FU-
Joy: *shoots Glory with a sleeping dart*
Glory: *falls asleep*
Deathbringer: *slightly disturbed* Hi Peril.
Clay: *has not even noticed*
Peril: You know, Deathy, we're not that different. We both know how enjoyable it is to kill dragons.
Deathbringer: Yea, but I got paid for it, until I 'retired'. *winks* You just killed for entirtanment.
Peril: Yea, but it's still fun. What do you say we get out of here and go kill some deserving dragon. I can think of a few.
Deathbringer: Uh......*glances at Glory for help but she's sleeping* *looks slightly panicked*
Deathbringer: *staring at Tsunami and Sunny for help*
Tsunami/Sunny: *nods*
Tsunami: *slides next to Deathbringer* You know Deathy, you're very handsome*
Riptide: *starts coughing*
Sunny: Very handsome.
Deathbringer: *grinning smugly but is very confused* Thank you.
Clay: *lost*
Riptide: *choking on oxygen*
Fatespeaker: *doesn't want to miss all the fun*
Peril/Tsunami/Fatespeaker/Sunny: *all flirting with Deathbringer*
Glory: *wakes up*
Joy: DUCK AND COVER!! DUCK AND COVER!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!
Glory: EXCUSE ME!?!!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING WITH MY MAN???
Peril: Oh, silly Glory. He's my man now.
Clay: ......WTF PERIL?
*war breaks out over Deathbringer*
Hosts: *cowering behind shields*
Jade Winglet: *watching in confusion*
Clay: *randomly eating*
Starflight/Riptide: *seriously confused*
Deathbringer: *watching amusedly*
Tsunami/Glory/ Sunny/ Fatespeaker/Peril: *fighting each other for Deathy*
Peril: *screams in fury*
Glory: YOU LITTLE-
Fatespeaker: *is choking Sunny* HE CAN'T LIKE YOU BETTER IF YOU'RE DEAD!
Tsunami: *punching everyone*
Joy: OKAY!!!! YOU CAN STOP NOW!!
Peril: Oh thank the moons.
Peril: *barrels into Clay* My Claybear.
Clay: What the-........Okay. *hugs Peril*
Rainkeeper: So, that's it right?
Joy: Yep.
Nightflyer: Why do I feel like we're forgetting something?
Seashell: *shrugs* It can't be too important if we don't remember.
Elsewhere....
Carnelian: *banging on locked closet door* Guys? GUYS!!!!
Winter: LET US OUT!!!!
Nightflyer: It's probably nothing.
Joy: Yea.
Air: .............*throws glitter everywhere*