Chapter 31// You Don't Say Thanks To That It's Normal
A/N: I just realized that Stiles was dabbing in this scene😂😂. Guys, just concentrate on the hotness of Dylan's face for a seconds. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I can't tell you how much it hurts knowing that Teen Wolf is down to it's last 10 episodes.
Ello! Let me just say that you're going to be falling out of your seat from laughter for this chapter.
This is not a spoil:
BUT
Some of you Keshly shippers might be on the border of punching the screen when this is over...excitement or anger I can't tell you so read to find out!
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How come boys think Farts are necessary to daily life?
It's around five in the afternoon and both cars are parked in front of WhatABurger. I'm currently inside holding a pice of notebook paper with the orders from everyone. We decided not to all go in so, Keith and I are both.
Lindsey: Two Double Bacon Burgers, Fries, Root Beer
Jace: Two Chicken Burgers, Fries, Coke
Trace: 4 Cheese Burgers, Fries, Strawberry Milk Shake
Bryce: Two Double Bacon Burgers, Fries, Root Beer
Ashley: 3 Cheese Burgers, 2 Large Fries, Sprite
Hannah: 1 Chicken Burger, Small Fries, Dr.Pepper
Keith: Chicken Nuggets, Curly Fries, Chocolate Milk
"Hello, how may I take your order," the cashier asks. He looks about in his late thirties and crusty.
Keith reads out everything while the cashier is quickly trying to write everything down. When he finishes I start to take out my phone case where I have my credit card when Keith grabs my hand and puts my phone back in my pocket. "I'll pay," he whispers.He gives his credit card to the man, "Thanks-" He looks at the man's name tag, "Jordan."
The man grunts, "it's pronounced Hordan, the J is pronounce like an H."
"Ahh," Keith says. He buts his hands on his chin pretending to stroke his imaginary beard, "I see."
Jordan growls causing Keith to grip my arm and hide behind me, "I'm sorry about him, he's uh, not right in the head." Jordan rolls his eyes and and turns around to go walk to the back to give the order
"Hey!" Keith screams, "that means no tip!"
Jordan scoffs and doesn't reply. Keith follows me to the drink area, I start filling the cups, but when I reach Keith's I turn to him akwardly. "There's no chocolate milk."
His lip quivers as he looks at me than back at all the options, "what."
"I said there is no chocolate milk."
His eyes darken, "oh."
"Sorry."
He starts giggling, "it's okay! I'll just have some lemonade!"
I look at the drink options than turn to Keith, "there's no lemonade."
Keith scoffs and turns to look at all the drinks than angrily stomps over to Jordan who's taking another persons order. "WHO THE FUCK IS RUNNING THIS DAMN PLACE?"
I quickly run over to him after placing all the cups on a random table. "What are you doing?" I hiss.
"I'm going to sue this place," he whispers back."
I roll eyes, "You can't do that."
"Oh really?" He puts a hand on his hip, "don't believe me just watch."
I shake my head as I see Keith walk up to Jordan with his face about a millimeter away and start screaming random gibberish about pressing charges in his face, "I don't have a lawyer but I'm pretty sure that my friend Trace does and when we're in court that Lawyer is going to stick the law up your ass!" I purse my lips together hiding a laugh. I decide to just give him Sprite like me.
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A few minutes later.
"That was so unfair he just shrugged and walked away!" I shake my head and give him an awkward side hug. We are currently studding at a table waiting for our seven orders. Keith gives me a full in hug and kisses me on the cheek.
I freeze and push away from the hug, "Keith?"
"Yeah?"
"You-you just kissed me," I stutter cringing at every word that comes out if my mouth.
"Yes and?"
I furrow my eyebrows, "thanks?"
Keith chuckles, "You don't say thanks to that it's normal."
My face heats up, "oh."
He puts an arm over my shoulder as we get up from the table, "The Amazing Mr. Dawson, your order is ready."
I snap my head around to Keith, "really?"
"Heck yeah! It's the only way I'd forgive Jordan for not having chocolate milk, or lemonade."
I shake my head, "poor Lindsey." Keith gets all of the paper bags as I try to juggle all the drinks in my arms. As we make our way to where both cars are parked I hear banging inside Keith's car.
My eyes widen and I quickly rush to the car and open the door to see Trace on the floor, eyes squinted groaning. "Keith was right, Hannah is very violent."
"Told ya!"
Me and Keith pass out the orders when Keith makes a choking noise from his throat. "ASHLEY YOU GAVE ME A FREAKING SPRITE!"
"Oh geez," I quickly shut the door of Trace's car and lock it. I lean down onto the floor as I see Keith smashing himself against the door trying to get in leaving saliva and finger/face prints all over the window.
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"We like tots beat them here?" Jace says doing a victory dance and using a stereotypical teenage girl voice. We had just gotten the four key cards to our rooms.
I get my own room *insert creepy Stiles face here*
"I call this one!" I run into the first one than run back out, never mind it smells like a cat died in there!" I run out of that room and into the one right next to it when I see Bryce getting all the soap from the bathroom and putting it into his pockets.
"Not here either!"
I run out of that room into the third room which looks empty. "I call this one suckers!" That's when I see Jace's luggage on the bed. I grab and throw it out of the room. "This room is mine!" Jace walks out of the bathroom and looks at me like I'm a psychotic maniac. I start rubbing my hands together and do an evil witch cackle and run of the room.
I drag my own luggage into the fourth room which looks okay. That's when I see Keith and Lindsey in on a full make out session on the bed, I gag and run out of the room into Jace's and wrap my arms around him, "I've been blinded."
Jace pats my head and walks out of his room into Lindsey and Keith's room. A few seconds later he walks back with a pale face and widened eyes, "I've been blinded also."
"Where's Hannah?"
"AH HA!" Jace sreams putting up a finger. "She's sharing a room with Bryce."
I raise my eyebrows up and down smirking and Jace does the same thing, "how about Trace?"
"He gets his own room."
"But I thought I for my own room," I whine.
"I did too", he narrows his eyes at me.
"Okay, than-" I run out the door grab his luggage run into the bathroom and but it in the bathtub. "You're sleeping in here tonight I get the bed."
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Hi.
Every single time watch that video at the very top of Dylan O'Brian singing Wannabe I start laughing so hard that tears start falling out of my eyes.
-Hatay