James: where are you.
Rem: you do remember that I don't live with you, right?
James: well you might as well.
Rem: lol, by the way you might wanna stop by the store to get some milk.
James: did you drink it all?
Rem: moron I'm lactose intolerant. I just remembered it expired a couple days ago.
James: oh, okay. Well anyways when will you be back I miss you.
Rem: James I've been gone for one day. You do remember I have my own house.
James: but you live with roommates you don't like I'm just saying it's not that hard to move.
Rem: are you asking me to move in with you?
James: no, but I mean you could if you wanted to. We've been dating for almost like six months.
Rem: I'll think about it. I'm still paying rent here and it would take a lot to be able to move.
James: okay well on a completely different not do you wanna go watch the emoji movie with me.
Rem: you really know how to romance a woman don't you.
James: is that a yes?
Rem: I want to watch it just because it seems so bad.
James: k I'll be by at like 6
Rem: see you then.