Nightflyer: How should we do this?
Joy: I say we just give the a list and watch.
Air: I approve that plan.
*players appear*
Kinkajou: What are we doing today?
Seashell :*snaps talons*
*everyone shows up at a grocery store*
Joy: *hands them a shopping list*
Rainkeeper: Simply find the items on this list and try not to kill anyone.
Moon: Okay.
Carnelian: No promises.
*ten minutes later*
Air: *checks store security cameras* Let's see how they're doing.
Qibli: *drumming on absolutely EVERYTHING with two frozen sausages*
Winter: *has locked himself in a freezer and is eating ice cream*
Kinkajou: *is sitting in the child car as Turtle pushes her down the aisle* FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!
Umber: *casually cooking the meats in the store while whistling*
Carnelian: *laughing as the employees run around with their uniforms on fire*
Moon: *the only one actually buying groceries*
Nightflyer: Nice.
Joy: *laughing*
Seashell" I'm going in!
*5 minutes later*
Seashell: Hey Moon, how's it going?
Moon: Fine, I have most of the stuff on the list. Have you seen the others? I sent Qibli, Winter, and Umber to get some things.
Seashell: Like?
Moon: Winter's supposed to get ice cream, Qibli is getting frozen sausage and Umber is getting meat.
Seashell: Well, currently, Winter is eating all of the store's ice cream, Qibli is drumming on everything with the frozen sausage, and Umber and Carnelian are in the process of burning the store down.
Moon: Oh great. And Turtle and Kinkajou?
Rainkeeper: Kinkajou is in the candy aisle and Turtle is locked in the lobster tank.
Moon: *facetalons*
Later....
Jade Winglet: *walking in the store's parking lot*
Kinkajou: *passed out from sugar high in the shopping cart*
Winter: *eating a pint of ice cream*
Qibli: *listening to rock music with headphones*
Carnelian: *eating steak with Umber*
Turtle: *attempting to pull a lobster off his nose*
Moon:*pushing the cart*....I think that went well.
*store explodes in the background*
Moon: Or not.
Carnelian: About time that bomb went off.
Hosts:.....*applauds*
Moon: What do we do with all these groceries.
Me: Oh, that was my shopping list, thanks!
Winter: Was this entire dare just to do a chore for you?
Me: .....maybe.