Joy: *rolling on the floor with laughter*
Seashell: *also laughing*
Air: Ignore them.
Rainkeeper: Hello scavengers! We require your assistance to make this next section more enjoyable for you specifically.
Nightflyer: Dude. Don't be so scientific.
Air: I'll do it.
Air: Us hosts, along with our 'mates' even though we're 4,
Rainkeeper: *coughs*
Air: Or 6. Have been dared to play Never Have I Ever.
Nightflyer: If, by any chance, you have a specific Never Have I Ever for us to use while playing, please comment it now.
Air: You have 1 day before the part is written with or without your suggestion. However, we can add rounds if you get more ideas.
Nightflyer: That being said, feel free to comment questions for Never Have I Ever in addition to more Truths and Dares. Just let us know who you would like in the game for your specific question.
Air: If this game grows, it may become a regular thing in addition to truth or dare.
Rainkeeper: But for now, to keep you from going into Wings of Fire withdrawal, here is an actual conversation between Scavenger Peril, Scavenger Clay, and our very own Scavenger Starflight.
Air: But, to make this more enjoyable, just pretend they're dragons.
Me: P.S. This did actually happen, Scavenger Clay lives in Australia which is how this got started, and yes, I got permission from peril290 to post this so no one is going to kill me.
*conversation*
Starflight: Hey Peril, have you and Clay ever Australian French kissed?
Peril: Huh?
Starflight: You know what a french kiss is right?
Peril: yes
Starflight: Welllll
Clay: Ya its great
Starflight: *grins evilly*
Peril: I swear.Clay.Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
Clay: O3o *french kisses Peril*
Starflight: An AUSTRALIAN french kiss is.......a french kiss from down under
Clay: *crying laughing emoji*
Peril: Starflight. I. Will. Fucking. Damn. Throw. You. Into. An iron.
Clay: And you were saying Starflight was innocent
Starflight: lol. I am far from innocent.
Peril: *sets Starflight on fire*
Clay: X3
Starflight: *You're on fire gif*
Peril: *walks away*
Starflight: *come back adorable gif*
Peril: No
Starflight: Yup. You never answered the question.
Peril: No. You know I'm a virgin Starflight.
Clay: No she's noootttt.
Starflight: I don't believe that.
Peril: Keep talking up that bullshit and I will throw you off a fucking cliff and watch you slowly die from the rocks stabbing into your stomach and lungs
Starflight: No you won't. Peril please, you've done way too many things with Clay to be considered a virgin. *troll face gif*
Peril: *cat face emoji*
Starflight: *Castiel "I'll interrogate the cat" gif*
Peril: By definition I am a virgin
Clay: X3
Peril: Clay. Dont. You. Dare. Speak. A. Word.
Clay:....Nuggets. I need food.
Peril: *facetalon*
Starflight: I HAVE FOOD! *cow gif*
Clay: Feed me some Peril?
Starflight: *dies*
Peril: Feed yourself.
Starflight: Oooooooooo
Clay: I can't bend that far.
Peril: *dies*
Starflight: *gasps*
*no one responds because we died*
Peril: *comes back to life and chops up Starflight to feed to Clay*
Staflight: *disgusted face gif*
Peril: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Starflight: He didn't mean actual food Peril...
Peril: I knew what he meant
Starflight: *screams*
*end conversation*
Air: Care to tell our readers why you were laughing?
Joy: *barely able to keep a straight face* Be-because *tries not to laugh* KELP'S A BIG BOY NOW!
Kelp: Oh dear moons. *facetalons*
Kinkajou: *jumps up on the screen covered in glitter* COMMENT!