100 Things Normal People Do N...

By CoarilineRose

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1: Don't Make Blue Cookies!
2: Don't Play Pokemon Go!
3: Don't Explain your Morning Routine!
4: Don't Flip Over the School Lunches!
5: Don't Cry Over Someone Tying their Shoelaces!
6: Don't Talk About Wattpad!
7: Don't Randomly Play Duck Duck Goose!
8: Don't Cry Over Dan & Phil!
9: Don't Question your Normal Friends!
10: Don't Jump into T.V.'s!
11: Don't Put the Bus Windows Down!
12: Dress Up As A Clown!
13: Don't Sleep in at Hurricane Matthew!
14: Don't Dress up As Selena Gomez!
15: Don't Try Out For Wrestling!
16: Don't Turn your T.V. on at School!
17: Don't Talk to Lights!
18: Don't Flip Over Raisin Cookies!
19: Don't Try to Explain your Parents! (Part 1)
20: Don't Try to Explain your Parents! (2)
21: Don't Give Friends your Wifi Password!
22: Don't Smile at Teachers!
23: Don't Run From Drastic Situations!
24: Don't Go to Barber Shops!
25: Don't Go to Birth Day Parties!
26: Don't Laugh at Funerals!
27: Don't Be Sarcastic!
28: Don't Pull Pranks in Jail!
29: Don't Visit Your New Neighbors!
30: Don't Play in the Snow!
|You HAVE to read this| Radish Wants ME? :/
31: Don't Go to a Melanie Martinez Concert!
32: Don't Ride in Elevators!
33: Don't Teach your Parents how to Make Videos!
34: Don't Try to Get your Phone Back!
35: Don't Joke About Showering!
36: Don't Get your Teacher Designer Bags! (Part 1)
37: Don't Give your Teacher Designer Bags! (Part 2)
38: Don't Roast your Teacher!
39: Don't Transfer Out of Classes!
40: Don't Tell your Parent's about your Teacher!
41: Don't Jump Out Of Windows!
42: Don't Jump Over Bridges!
43: Don't Yell at Pineapples!
44: Don't Ruin Relationships!
45: Don't Tape Scary Pictures to the Bottom of Your Drawers!
yIKES
46: Don't Go to Jail!
47: Don't Go to Sleepovers!
48: Don't Meet Strangers Online!
49: Don't Sing in Class!
50: Don't Explain Personal Space!
51: Don't Assume Your Belongings Are Stolen!
52: Don't Over Exaggerate Sneezes!
53: Don't Snitch on Chalk boy! (Part 1)
54: Dont Snitch on Chalkboy (Part 2)
55: Don't Cheer at Chalk Eating Contests!
56: Don't Run From Vacations!
57: Don't Attempt to Get Your Phone Back!
58: Don't Tackle People!
59: Don't Babysit Kids!
60: Don't Drop Your Stuff!
61: Don't Ride On Airplanes!
62: Don't Give Your Teacher A Coffee Machine!
63: Don't See How Dumb Your Teacher Is!
64: Don't Expose Lydia!
65: Don't Walk Out of Tornado Drills!
66: Don't Wake Your Teacher Up!
67: Don't Go to Weddings!
68: Don't Go to Dance Classes!
69: Don't Read Wattpad In Front of Your Parents!
70: Don't Pretend to Be Possessed!
71: Don't Get your Teacher Fired!
72: Don't Turn your School Into a Battlefield!
73: Don't Go to the Zoo!
75: Don't Stay Overnight at Walmart! (Part 2)
76: Don't Kidnap your Whole Town!
76: Don't Forget to Plug in your Earbuds!
77: Don't Invite your Class to a Pool Party!
!Notice!
78: Don't Turn your Class into a Pool!
79: Don't do After School Cleaning!
80: Don't Try to Joke with your Parents!
81: Don't Disrespect Lucy!
82: Don't Stay Afterschool!
83: Don't have a Dance Party!
84: Don't Lie About Listening to Music!
85: Don't Watch Anime!
86: Don't Try to Impress your Crush!
87: Don't Copy Homework!
88: Don't Work at a Daycare Center!
89: Don't Mess with your Teacher!
90: Don't Play Hide & Seek at School!
91: Don't Ask Your Siblings for Favors!
92: Don't Give your Teacher Presents!
93: Don't Throw Lydia Away! (Part 1)
94: Don't Throw Lydia Away!(Part 2)
95: Don't Go to School Parties!
Final 5 CONTEST!
Clarification! (Contest)
96: Don't Roast Your Teacher On Her Relationship Status!
97: Don't Pretend to Have Aladdin's Lamp!
98: Don't Dance in the Rain!
99: Don't Set your Dad for a Blind Date!
100: Don't Bribe your Class with Candy!
Q&A
Epilogue
Dear Readers, Thank You
NEW BOOK- Weird People World!
Hello AGAIN!- NEW BOOK!
YOU HAVE CHOSEN- New Book
VOTE :D (This Chapter was Unpublished)
Offical New Book

74: Don't Stay Overnight at Walmart! (Part 1)

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By CoarilineRose

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*You and your whole class can't help but feel that your teacher is near, so your principal takes you to Walmart.*

Principal: NOW! Everyone, hide inside the mini ball pit! DON'T move a muscle!

You: Me, Chalkboy and Class can take first guard shift!

Principal: Good.... stay awake!

*Your principal hides inside the ball pit.*

Class: I heard Walmart has good food.... I'm leaving kids!

Chalkboy: Yeah, I'm going to get Chalk! CYA!

You: Welp.. I'm here all alone...

*You start dozing off, but hear a strange noise.*

You: What was that? Hello...?

*You see a strange figure at the end of the store.*

( I timed myself, and this took 3 mins and 37 secs to do! You can tell bc it's so weird lool)

Teacher: I FOUND YA!

You: Nope Im outta here!

*You jump into a barbie car and drive away.*

You: I gotta find Chalkboy and Class!

*You go to the food aisle, and find Class eating all of the Oreos on the self.*

Class: What? I'm a growing gir- HEY!

*You pull Class into the car and drive away to the Arts section.*

Chalkboy: Hey guys, I just found some high quality chalk!

You: Shh!!

*You drive into a Men's Bathroom.*

You: Guys.. I think I just say Teacher!

Chalkboy: EL GASPO :O

Class: D:

You: EXACTLY! We're on guard duty... so we need to protect EVERYONE...

Class: This can only mean one thing...

Chalkboy: TO THE TOY SECTION!

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Ahh I'm updating this late, 11:45! Just finished doing SOME of my summer homework...

Anyways I'm tired.. have a good morning/night/afternoon/ brunch? Lol idk.

AND STAY WEIRD1!1

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