Kelsey was ecstatic! Kara was gone from her life forever.
Caleb and Alex were about to face off in a duel that would signify the awakening of a new millenium! And Kelsey got to watch from the front row!!!
Entering Alex Diaz and Caleb Rocha.
Caleb: Long time no see, man.
Alex: Same here, man.
They do weird fist thing guys go,
Caleb: You're gonna die today, my man.
Alex: No, you are.
Caleb: No you are
Alex: No, you are.
Tiger sashays into the room.
Tiger: MEN! DUEL TIME!!!!
Alex and Caleb howl. They growl. They rip their shirts off!!!!!
Kelsey realizes she's oggling.
She doesn't care. She cheers.
Kelsey: Rip each others hair out!!!!
Both look at her alarmed.
Caleb: Not the hair!!!
Alex rolls his eyes.
Kelsey stands.
Kelsey: ATTACK!!
In the end, Alex and Caleb get married and have twenty children and Kelsey marries her cat and....yeah
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY!!
Hopefully this hasn't frightened you away from my writing forever.