he ate my homework || nomoreb...

By hatay46

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You know that common excuse, The Dog Ate My Homework? Well, let's tweak that up just a bit to... one of the m... More

He Ate My Homework
Cast
Chapter 1//Why Can't You Do That In The Bathroom And Not Here
Chapter 2// Guys Why Is The Bathroom Talking
Chapter 3// Step One, Not Following The Rules
Chapter 4// No You Don't They're Just Skin Blobs
Chapter 5//We'll Be Like Superman To The Rescue
Chapter 6// I Don't Think They'll Want That
Chapter 7// Guys This Is Actually Happening
Chapter 8// You Know Like The Power Puff Girls
Chapter 9//This Isn't The First Time A Police Officer Has Knocked On That Door
Chapter 10// We Are Doomed I Tell You Doomed
Chapter 11// Ashley I Told You Friends Couldn't Come Over
Chapter 12//Your Parents Never Told You About Meagan
Chapter 13//She's Acting Like One Of those Creepy Mute Maids That Hate You
Cover and Title Change
Chapter 15// Tuesday Morning Is like Walking Up Thinking That It's Friday
Chapter 16// You Were Eavesdropping
Chapter 17// Pickles Are Good For The Skin
Chapter 18// Don't You Have Friends Up Stairs To Play With
Chapter 19// It's Happening
Chapter 20// It's Where We Used To Go When Things Got Too Chaotic
Chapter 21// Beat Keith With Sticks
Chapter 22// Becasue I Only Made Reservations For Two People
Chapter 23// Flame
Chapter 24// Meow Meeeowww
Chapter 25// And Don't Say You'll See
Chapter 26// You Say Whaaaa
Chapter 27// The Predator Only Hunts The Weak, Vulnarable Prey
Chapter 28// And This Is How I Popsico
Authors Note
Chapter 29// Like Spongebob And Squidward
Chapter 30// Give Me A High Five Younglings We Shall Rejoice In Our Youth
Chapter 31// You Don't Say Thanks To That It's Normal
Chapter 32// I'm Going To Fall Of And Die
Chapter 33// I'm Not One Of Those ClichΓ© Girls Who Just Walk Away
Chapter 34// Living It Like Larry
Chapter 35// I Need To Pee
Chapter 36// I Love Fried Chicken
Chapter 37// I Can't Just Not
Chapter 38// It Really Is Going To Be Okay
Chapter 39// I Keep Them Handy For These Situations
Chapter 40// Only If You Agree To Be Mine
Chapter 41// 0-0-0-0
Chapter 42// You're Like The Female Version Of Curious George
Chapter 43// I'll Suck You're Eye Out
Chapter 44// You Meant Diarrhea?
Chapter 45// Hello Me
Epilogue
New Cover!
Sequal Titles???
Sequal Is Up!
Valentines Day
Trailer
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Chapter 14// Can I Call You Four The Pandas

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By hatay46

Chapter 14// Can I Call You Four The Pandas

    

"John he, he and Sam-" Trace starts to explain as Bryce lays him down on my living room couch. I give him an ice pack.

"Sam?" Kimber looks frightened. She bolts out the door without saying another word.

"I was coming here some college party that I went too, and I saw John and Sam talking about you. John said that he was planning on getting laid by you tonight. Somehow Sam knows about your parents not being at home for today. He told John. Sam was planning on coming over here and inviting you guys to come over to some party that he's hosting. So John could...you know. So I beat them both up."

"I'm so proud. Trace finally decided to be a man." Keith says breaking the uncomfortable silence.

Like always we ignore Keith. "Is anything broken?"

Trace shakes his head, "no I'm just bruised."

"I don't think this is really something we are good at handling with," Hannah says gesturing to her and Lindsey.

"We're just going to go scratch their eyes out, bye," Lindsey says twirling her keys in her hand. She and Hannah leave us all staring at them.

Keith keeps looking at the door smiling, "that's why I like her." Everybody looks at him, but instead if ignoring him we decided to drown him in questions.

"Trace you said that a guy named Sam was involved in this. What's his last name?" One of Tyson's friends ask.

I shrug, "Lines," Jace says.

The guy's eyes widen, "Tys Sam's my little bro. I should go handle this."

•••

For some reason, the guys wouldn't let me call the police. They mumbled something about not getting anyone but themselves involved with it.

It had been about three hours, noon. Tyson's other two friends had left. So the guys, Tyson, and I were sitting around starving. We weren't in the mood to eat anymore. We had already eaten two burgers each, yet we were still hungry. We have problems.

"Can I call you four, pandas?"

Trace throws his ice-pack onto the floor. He jumped on me, "Don't start that again!"

"Can I call you four the pandas?" I tease.

"If we're going to get a group name it has to have the word hot in it," Keith says.

Jace groans, "look at what you've started!" I laugh and try to push Trace of off me. "Get off of me! How much do you weigh? Three hundred pounds?"

"No one-eighty."

"I'm going to become flat Stanley!" I hear a beep come from the table next to me, it's a text.


>>>Kimber&Ashley<<<
>Kimber
>>Tell Jace to come home, Mom says he needs the both of us.

I look at Jace, "Kimber is in contact with your mom. She says she needs you home."

His face becomes pale. "I'll explain later."

"You guys always say that, but you never do. I'm tired of being patient."

     "How about being patients for just a little while longer," Bryce says.

     I sigh, "Oh I get it your in a gang."

     "Nope-"

     "Are you part of the CIA?"

     "Of course no-"

     "So your working against the government?"

     "Ashley STOP!" Jace says.

     "That was never a no..."

    "Ashley," Tyson warns me.

     "Tyson."

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