Jamie: Oh my ghad... I see the lights! *faints*
Sting: Co-host here! *clears throat* May I here all your reactions? *holds out a microphone and points it in front of them*
Natsu: THIS IS NOT A SHIP!!! I REAPEAT, THIS IS NOT A SHIP!!! ARGH!!! CURSE YOU, GEMS!!! >.<
Laxus: Actually, this is a CRACK SHIP...
Romeo: Good point, sir. But... I must say this is the worst ship I've ever seen in my entire life.
Gajeel: What an honest kid! I kinda agree with ya, squirt.
Rogue: What...?
Cobra: I'm just as clueless as you are, Rogue.
Wendy: Well... I don't like this ship at all.
Sting: Me too, kid. *pats Wendy's head* Me too...
Jamie: *bolts up* Le ship will sink!!!
Natsu: Aye! ^o^