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KAISOO / ❝oOps rolled into ur DMs❞ when jongin sends a message to his best and only friend, he doesn't realis... More

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1| wrong user
2 | college hottie
3 | mini mart
4 | murder plans
5 | that's irrelevant
6 | no reply
7 | squishy boys
8 | sad raincloud
9 | mister kim
10 | find a bf irl
11 | bald spot
12 | call me
13 | jong & soo
14 | emotional
15 | selca? selca.
16 | jeal 4 jongie
17 | vivi please
18 | nini nini nini
19 | xmas plans
20 | bowl cut
21 | kims r hot
22 | jong 1 + 2
23 | see you soon
25 | i'm scared
26 | gone midnight
27 | ears come visiting
28 | minor issues
29 | scary movie
30 | bad dreams
31 | car silence
32 | xmas eve
33 | family dinner
34 | shooting star
35 | nugget
36 | eating out
37 | text sehun
38 | video call
39 | in the dark
40 | kidnapped!
41 | all my loving
42 | truth or dare
43 | seven minutes
44 | fireworks!
45 | reporting baek
46 | Q&A! pt.1
47 | Q&A! pt.2
48 | what happened to jongdae?
49 | baby daddy
50 | the chanbaek helpline
51 | love dough
52 | party party
53 | the ten o'clock train
54 | it's bc ily2
55 | jongsoo forever ♡

24 | group chat

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chanholla added sexibyun, junmoney, cheekbones, deatheater, shortwithabs, and mrkrease to the chat!

chanholla named the chat
💣hoe investigators💣

cheekbones:
wtf have i just been added to

shortwithabs:
heyy jongdae, come over l8r ? ;)

chanholla:
GET OUT THIS CHAT WAS NOT MADE FOR U 2 TO FUCK ON OK

sexibyun:
why did u make it then babe ???

chanholla:
bc i've got some investigatin to do

cheekbones:
what r u investigating bitch

sexibyun:
ooh is this about kyungsoo ?!?

deatheater:
is what about me

cheekbones:
soo can u pls change ur sns name
i hate death eaters

shortwithabs:
aww jongie

deatheater:
HEY JONGIE IS MY THING GTFO MINSEOK

chanholla:
which brings me to..
KYUNGSOO WHO TF IS UR FRIEND THATS COMING FOR XMAS

cheekbones:
hes coming for the whole of winter break actually
staying at mine and soo's
u guys should come over !!

deatheater:
um jongdae cAN YOU NOT

chanholla:
WAIT HES STAYING AT URS FOR A WHOLE 2 WEEKS AND I DIDNT KNO

cheekbones:
kyungsoo legit let him stay for winter break but YANNO IT WAS MY IDEA I TAKE CREDIT

deatheater:
THIS IS ONLY HAPPENIG BC U STOLE MY PHONE U BITCH

chanholla:
wait so who is this guy
cuz kyungsoo doesnt have any other friends

cheekbones:
he met him online

deatheater:
JONGDAE CAN YOU SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH FOR TWO SECONDS ISTG

mrkrease:
excuse me
what the fuck have i been added to

cheekbones:
YIFAN
I NEED TO KNO
ARE YOU AND JUNMYEON BACK TOGETHER OR NOT

shortwithabs:
he wont tell u babe

cheekbones:
YIFAN ANSWER ME THIS IS IMPORTANT

junmoney:
what's going on?

chanholla:
CAN WE PLS NOT CREATE MORE DRAMA ON A GROUP CHAT I CREATED TO FIND OUT KYUNGSOOS DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS PLS

cheekbones:
JUNMYEON ARE U BACK WITH YIFAN OR NOT

deatheater:
im leaving
fuck u chanyeol

chanholla:
ISTG KYUNGSOO I WILL FIND OUT WHO THIS GUY IS OK

sexibyun:
babbeeeeeeeeeeeeee

chanholla:
what hoe

sexibyun:
u didnt leave the chicken in the fridge u bitch !!!

chanholla:
ye soz babe i ate the chicken

sexibyun:
get some for me now hoe !!

deatheater:
i actually h8 both of u guys

junmyeon:
oh, kyungsoo?

cheekbones:
did u just use a comma

deatheater:
what u want

junmyeon:
is your friend a vegetarian? and does he have any specific food requirements

chanholla:
oh my god junmyeon pls stop

deatheater:
no he doesnt

junmyeon:
i was just asking CHANYEOL YOU ASS AT LEAST I CARE ABOUT NOT POISONING PEOPLE

shortwithabs:
whoa

cheekbones:
ARE YOU MAD BC OF YIFAN WHAT IS UR RELATIONSHIP STATUS

sexibyun:
this is boring im watching hwarang

shortwithabs:
omg u watch it too???

sexibyun:
YES HYUNGSIK IS SO CUTE I CANT

shortwithabs:
BAEKHYUN I LOVE YOU NOW
like u were a dick before but ily now

sexibyun:
ily2 !!!!!!

chanholla:
MINSEOK STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN

shortwithabs:
sozz chan get some abs and then fite me

cheekbones:
MINNIE I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING RIP

sexibyun:
can u get sum abs channie

chanholla:
ONLY IF OTHER GUYS STOP HITTING ON YOU

cheekbones:
im just gunna curl up and cry and eat ice cream u bitches

shortwithabs:
baby im sorryyy

cheekbones:
i'm never talking to u again and i never ever want to see u bitch i h8 u

shortwithabs:
come over ??

cheekbones:
i'll be right round

sexibyun:
channie are u mad ?? ily come and hug me

chanholla:
fine

sexibyun:
and get me chicken?

chanholla:
get your own

sexibyun:
okayyyyyyyyy ilyyyyyyyyy

deatheater:
this group chat is sickening

a/n: filler chap, i'm sorry but it will be relevant later! dw kaisoo will meet very very soon!!

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