The Many Adventures of Omegle

By SexyDogBuns

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This is what happens when an under aged girl decides to go on Omegle.... More

The Many Adventures of Omegle
The Longest Conversation Iv'e maintained EVER! :D
Strange strange Colada's....
Bitches love the Insides...
WHALE, Y U NO BIGGER IN SIZE!!??
Hmph! Hmph! >:D
Last But Certainly Not Least.....well for now...
The Battle Of The Moose! >:D
The Great Buttcheek Battle
My Collection Of Shenanigans! :D
Death Note, Accidents, and Green Day
It's Always Fun To Talk To Yourself! :D
The Beiber Battle ^_^
What Are My Slippers Doing On Omegle?
How to get people to disconnect quickly! xD
Gender! >:D
The Glorious Questions Of Omegle! xD
*flaps arms in the air like a rooster* VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!
My conversations vary anywhere from towels to Pocahonta's ass xD
The Derp King Of The Internet
Declaring Your Love To Random Strangers! :D
How I Talk To People When It's 6am xD
In Honor Of Homestuck
Being 'Weird' and Shit
Lets All Scare The Children, Shall We? :D
Roleplaying With Strangers
I-I don't even know what's going on here!?! xD
Apparently, You Can't Say 'Obama' On Omegle. :3
Me VS Cleverbot
Merry Christmas Mother Fuckers.

My very own case of Tourettes! :D

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BAHAH Well here we go BITCHES! >:D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi! asl?

You: Hello! HAHAHAH

You: Do you like ponies I liek ponies

You: they are FUCKING delicious

You: like a boss that's also a big fat BITCH

You: BAHAHHAHAHA

You: OH YES

You: Well anyways..I'm female....just like that dog you RAPED last night BITCH! BAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE!? ;D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: Hi! L:D

Stranger: f

You: I LOVE YOU

You: HAHA

You: I

Stranger: 12

You: AM

Stranger: usa

You: KING KONS VAGINA

You: BAHAHAHAHHA

You: JK

You: MAYBE

You: BAHAHAH

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: Hi

You: I liek cheese

You: do you liek cheese?

Stranger: OMG me too!!!!

You: cheese is VERY GOOD

Stranger: and yes

You: VERY

You: BITCH

Stranger: it is

You: yes yes it is

You: FUCK

You: urh sorry

You: :3

You: WHORE

You: ASS

Stranger: haha

You: BITCH

You: GEAHSJ

You: NAZI

You: BAHAHAHAH

Stranger: tourettes?

You: yeah a litle

You: BAHAHA

You: I LIKE

Stranger: i noticed

You: WEENERS

You: HOT DOGS

You: TROLOLOLO

You: well anyways asl?

You: BITCH

Stranger: also a bad case of "i cant spell worth shit"itis

You: YOUR FUCKING MOM

You: RHESJGSD

You: ASSHOLE

You: BUTTMUNCHIE

You: I HATE CORN

You: IT'S SO GREASY

Stranger: How the hell do you type so fast?

You: LIKE A TUNA FISH ON CRACK

You: URRRRRRHHHHHH

You: TROLOLOLOLO

You: I must confess something

You: ASSHOLE

Stranger: Okay?

You: I

Stranger: ?

You: don't even have tourettes >:D

You: BITCH PANSY

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Bhaha of people who go on Omegle to actually make friends.....I'm sorry xD)

AAAANNNNNDDDDDD.....ONE MORE! >:D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello! :D

Stranger: heyy (:

You: ASS ASS WE ALL LIKE ASS

You: how are you?

Stranger: 21/f

You: GHWADH LARGE OVERGROWN TULIPS EATING CHEWBACCA

You: I'm good thanks :)

Stranger: are u horny?

You: UGLY UNICORN POOP

You: no

You: I HATE GIRAFFES

You: JBWREFJRUKE

You: BITCHES ALL OF EM

You: D:<

You: so where you from?

Stranger: go hzere its ..uhm my link

You: HYAWJD WEIRDO SHOPPING CARTS WITH AIDS

Stranger: http://xe.lv/6e839

You: AAAAIIIIIIIDDDDDDSSSSS

You: SO MUCH AIDS

You: WOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(Nasty Nasty Girl -_- I'll never go to that link....NEVER! D:<)

( A/N: BAHAHA HOLY CHAPLES SET ON FIRE BUT THEN PUT OUT SO THE PEOPLE WOULD BE OKAY! THIS IS FIANLLY RATED R!! WOLOLO!! SCORE! XD Oh and.THE TOURETTS GUT IS HILARIOUS! :'D BAHAHA I'm not really susposed to be laughing at that kinda stuff but AGHFgs FUCK THA POLICE IT'S GREAT! XD )

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