Romeo: Hey guys! I'm finally back after a very long and tiring mission so-- Umm, what is this?
Jamie: Just a ship requested by broken_mirajane137
Sting: Heya, Romeo! Sup, kid-- WHAT?!?!
Rogue: *walks out of the room* I'm out.
Natsu: Huh? Shipper Queen and Lemonade?!
Jamie: StingYu for the win!
Laxus: WHAT?!
Wendy: Romeo-chan~ You're finally back!
Romeo: Yeah. ^_^ How many ships did I miss?
Cobra: A lot.
Romeo: Oh... Gomenasai~
Jamie: It's oka--
Sting: NO WAY!!! I DON'T WANNA BE SHIPPED WITH A DEVIL!
Gajeel: Watch your words, blondie. She's gonna come and kill you in your sleep.
Jamie: Wow, that's creepy.
Cobra: I love creepy stuff...
Jamie: HOLY CHEEZE!!! I LOVE CREEPY STUFF TOO!!!
Romeo: Umm... Next ship?
Natsu: Yeah, you're right. By the way, *whispers to Romeo* Go and make out with Wendy!
Romeo: *blushes* Natsu!