Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

;;;;;)))))

188 13 9
By SpaceOddityPhan

THEBOSS: maaaaaark

BooperDooper: wat

THEBOSS: I'm sad and life is depressing

BooperDooper: ur point

THEBOSS: amuse me peasant

BooperDooper: do u want me to sing a song

THEBOSS: YEP

BooperDooper: OKAY

THEBOSS: sing peasant, sing

BooperDooper: twinkle twinkle little shit

THEBOSS: I don't think that's the words
BooperDooper: how I wonder wat ur shit

THEBOSS: mark

BooperDooper: up above the shit so high

THEBOSS: I don't know if I like this song

BooperDooper: like a shit stain in the sky

THEBOSS: u can stop singing now

BooperDooper: twinkle twinkle little shit
BooperDooper: how I wonder wat u shit
BooperDooper: there
BooperDooper: a song

THEBOSS: I hate u

BooperDooper: thanks

THEBOSS: that was horrifying

BooperDooper: just like ur pizza

THEBOSS: TOO FAR

BooperDooper: IN UR FACE

THEBOSS: THAT WAS RUDE

BooperDooper: SO WAS UR FACE

THEBOSS: I AM OFFENDED U PEASANT

BooperDooper: DONT CALL ME A PEASANT

THEBOSS: TOO LATE MR FUCK

BooperDooper: ;;;;;))))))

THEBOSS: wat even
THEBOSS: that's terrifying

BooperDooper: its normal

THEBOSS: in wat universe is that normal
THEBOSS: who has ten eyes

BooperDooper: a person wearing a lot of glasses

THEBOSS: I GIVE UP

BooperDooper: DONT GIVE UP
BooperDooper: NEVER LET GO JACK

THEBOSS: DONT QUOTE TITANIC AT ME

BooperDooper: ILL QUOTE IT IF I LIKE

THEBOSS: WELL U BETTER NOT

BooperDooper: TOO LATE MOTHERFUCKER

THEBOSS: u turtleneck

BooperDooper: u pigeon

THEBOSS: u porpoise

BooperDooper: u argonaut

THEBOSS: shud I even ask

BooperDooper: I'd rather u didn't

THEBOSS: mark

BooperDooper: wat

THEBOSS: I love

BooperDooper: yes?

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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