Romeo: Umm... Should I react to this one or...?
Wendy: What?! *blushes* Chelia-san is just my friend.
Jamie: Yeah, I know. What a very bad crackship, don't you think?
Romeo: I guess?
Laxus: Then why the hell are you even downloading CheNdy pictures on your phone?
Jamie: And who gave you the permission to secretly take my phone when I'm not looking? Wait... How did you know my password?!
Laxus: Cobra told me. *smirks*
Jamie: *death staee at Cobra*
Cobra: Not sorry. *shrugs*
Jamie: Why you--
Natsu: I HATE YURI!!!
Sting: ME TOO!!!
Gajeel: ME THREE!!!
Rogue: Actually, I think yuri ships are kind of cute.
Jamie: Get the fudge out of here, Rogue. *grabs a bazooka and points it at Rogue's head*
Romeo: Next ship please, or else Jamie will blow up this whole place.
Cobra: Moving on!