Joy: *throws down a sack of berries*
Air: What's that for?
Joy: A dare.
Air: What, see how many berries Clay can eat? Cause if so, you're gonna need a lot more.
Joy: Not quite. Try one.
Air: ................................................Okay. *eats berry*
*5 minutes later*
Joy: How do you feel?
Air: *slowly grins* Hahu. ha. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *starts uncontrollably laughing* Raccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccooooooooooon!
Joy: Ah, a comedian.
*Players appear*
Sunny: What's so funny?
Joy: Oh, nothing.
Joy: You guys ready for the next dare?
Peril: What is it?
Joy: Simple. Eat a couple smokeberries.
Glory: What! No. nooooooooooooo. Oh. HELL. NO.
Deathbringer: Why not?
Clay: What are smokeberries?
Me: For those of you who don't recognize the berries, Smokeberries are equivalent to................ Dragon Drugs. *disappears*
Joy: Yep!
All: Great.
Air: Eat up!
All: *eats berries*
Joy: Let's see how they do. Clay? Thoughts?
Clay: ........................................................................................................................................A rockette is a dancer. Ette signifies a female. Rock is male.......So if you find a female rock, wouldn't it be a rockette? What if we have been wrongly assuming rock's genders our entire lives?
Joy: So, Clay is what we'd call a Professor.
Joy: Peril?
Peril: My head is swimming through lava. It's mushy.
Joy: and there's your traditional stoner. Tsunami?
Tsunami: This is completely stupid. It's not affecting me at al- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Air: What was what?
Tsunami: I SWEAR I HEARD A F**KING SOUND FROM OVER TH- THERE IT IS AGAIN!
Joy: That would be the paranoid. Riptide?
Riptide: Why is it called fresh water? Isn't it just............water? Why are tomatoes red? Why are they fruits? Why is an orange orange?
Joy: Professor. Glory?
Glory: This is du-*chuckles* huhahahaahahhaaha. Haahaahahahahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Joy: Ah, my mother's a comedian. Deathbringer?
Deathbringer: *stares at hand* What is this?
Joy: Another traditional sto-
Deathbringer: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
Joy: Or maybe not.
Deathbringer: I KNOW I FREAKING HEARD SOMETHING!
Tsunami: SEE! I'M NOT CRAZY!
Deathbringer: *bursts out laughing*
Joy: Okaaay. I'm gonna say he's a mix.
Joy: Starflight?
Starflight: What am I doing with my life? I'm withering away. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE? IS IT THE SAME REASON WHY GLASS IS SEE THROUGH?
Joy: Okay, so maybe.......Professor mixed with paranoid.
Joy: Fatespeaker?
Fatespeaker: *laughs*
Joy: Comedian. And finally, Sunny.
Sunny: I'm gonna do something.
Joy: What?
Sunny: ALL YALLS THINK IM SO SPECIAL AN' STUPID. WELLS YOUS THE STUPID ONES! IMMA SMALL FIERCE DRAGEN AND IMMA KILL YALLS!
Joy: Shit I didn't think we'd have any rampagers. Sunny! No!
Sunny: *evil laughter*
A/N: Thanks to Stranger Than Fanfiction by Chris Colfer for the categories and SmallButDeadlySunny for the idea!