Wendy: Uhh, Jamie-san?
Jamie: *cries and continuously banging her head against the wall* No... No... No...
Cobra: Oi, get reacting, weirdo! *pokes Jamie's nose*
Jamie: RoWen... Only...
Wendy: Don't you get it, Jamie-san? We're... *blushes* We are dating...
Natsu: *spits food out* SAY WHAT?!?!?! WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TOLD US BEFORE?!?!?
Gajeel: The shippings!
Laxus: I don't care.
Jamie: Yeah yeah, so what if you and Romeo are dati-- YOU AND ROMEO ARE DATING?!?!?!
Wendy: I just said so--
Jamie: THIS IS AMAZING!!! *shakes Wendy* Natsu, help me set up their wedding!
Natsu: I'm all fired up!!!
Sting: *sigh* Since I clearly have no idea about this ship, let's just move on to the next one.
Rogue: *nods* Right behind you, Master.
Sting: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT OR ELSE I WONT GIVE YOU ANY KISSES FOR A DAY!
Rogue: ;-;
Cobra: Next!