Jamie: THIS SHIP IS MANLY!!!
Laxus: What's with the Thunder Legion being shipped with random people?
Gajeel: Ship it~!
Laxus: Ugh.
Natsu: Lol. XD I don't even know how to react to this one.
Wendy: They look like a married couple.
Sting, Rogue, and Cobra: Uhh...
Laxus: Next please! *mutters* I swear if I get shipped with someone I hate, I am so gonna kill Jamie.
Jamie: *creates a pillow fort and hides inside* Sorry, but my comfy pillows are invulnerable to your attacts. They can handle it like a pro!
Wendy: Moving on~! ^_^ *joins Jamie inside the pillow fort* Slumber party! *squeals*