Laxus: My body guard is shipped with a--
Natsu: *smashes Jamie's coffee mug* This ship will sink at the very bottom of the ocean!
Jamie: Heeeeey~ That was my favorite mug. *pouts*
Laxus: I'm out. *leaves the room*
Gajeel: Damn. He's on his man period again. *chuckles*
Wendy: Poor Lucy, always being shipped with EVERYONE.
Jamie: Natsu, you are so dead... *smirk* After you buy me a new coffee mug.
Sting: Haha XD
Rogue: I...
Laxus: *from the outside* Don't...
Cobra: Care...
Natsu: LUCY IS MINE!!! Ya hear me, ALL MINE!!!
Jamie: Alright alright, now go buy me a coffee mug! My patience is running out, pyro.
Cobra: So demanding...
Wendy: NaLu for the win!