Natsu: Pfft. Like he'll get the chance to even hit on Erza without Juvia killing him.
Sting: I ship it...? I guess.
Gajeel: I kind of ship it.. Just 50%.
Jamie: Nope. Not shippin' it! Nope, nope nope. *leaves the room*
Laxus: Weird.
Rogue: Eh?
Wendy: Cute? Kawaii? *gets confused*
Cobra: I don't care... *leaves the room*
Jamie: *pops out of the closet* Speaking of Gra--
Natsu: But.. How?! How did you...?
Gajeel: Probably just a mind trick.
Sting: OR A CLONE!
Everyone (except Sting and Cobra): What?
Sting: *mutters* Never mind...
Jamie: *gasp* I FORGOT ABOUT GRUVIA!!!
Cobra: *pokes head on the door* Moving on.
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