Air: *evil laughter*
Joy: So, I heard we got a dare...
Air: Yep!
Joy: What is it?
Air: Oh, nothing.
*Jade Winglet appear*
Qibli: What now?
Air: For once, we're not torturing you!
Winter: Thank. The. Moon.
Carnelian: Don't you mean moons?
Winter: No.
Qibli: Have you met us? It's never Moons. It's always Moon.
Joy: I see what you did there....
Moon: .........oh. OH. oh no.
Kinkajou: Oh yes.
Turtle: Can I make an announcement before you explain this dare?
Air: Course!
Turtle: *takes deep breath* Well, you see...
Kinkajou: TURTLE AND I ARE DATING!!!!!!
Moon/Air/Joy: WHAT!!!!?!!?!? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Qibli: *high-fives Turtle*
Air: Anyways....
Air: JOY HAS TO GO AN ENTIRE DAY WITHOUT THREATENING ANYONE OR CARRYING A WEAPON!!
Winter: Wait...WE COULD'VE DONE THAT!
Air: Yea.
Winter: WELL WHY THE HELL DID IT TAKE SO LONG??!!?!?
Air: *shrugs*
Joy: I reject this dare.
Air: NOPE! I distinctly remember you saying....*flashback* Air: Joy, can you try to go without threatening someone for one day? Joy: Only if dared!
Joy: But-
Kinkajou: NO BUTS! Hand over your weapons.
Joy: I am so going to kill you for this Air.
Air: Duly noted.
Joy: Here. *pulls out enough weapons for an army surplus store including throwing disks, ninja stars, swords, spears, knifes, daggers, mallets, maces, poison darts, a blowgun, revolvers, katanas, a Gatling gun, broken glass, two armed scavengers named Tobias Eaton and Number Nine, a sharpened comb, a rifle, pepper spray, and a crap ton of ammunition*
Qibli: Bright smashing suns....
Winter: By all the snow monsters...
Carnelian: Holy Mother of lava...
Air: Your day starts now.
Winter: So, wait. She can't threaten or hurt us for the whole day?
Air: Yep!
Carnelian: *evil laughter*
Winter: Hey Joy?
Joy: Yes Winter?
Winter: Deathbringer is a **(this section has been cut from this story in order to maintain the general innocence of the readers and to insure people that Deathbringer is awesome and if Winter's words were to be shared with Fanwings, he would be brutally murdered, even by Winterwatcher shippers. Thank you, and have a nice day)**
Turtle: You.
Carnelian: Did.
Air: NOT.
Kinajou: Just.
Moon: Say.
Umber: That.
Winter: Oh, but I did.
Winter: And Glory is a-
Kinkajou: You say one word against my Queen and I'll hit you so hard you'll end up back in Darkstalker's time.
Winter: *snaps mouth closed*
Carnelian: well, I'm going to have some fun. Joy, I heard a very interesting rumor about your parents. It says that they often **(This content has been deemed to mature for anyone to read. Seriously, we're grown men, and we still wake up screaming just thinking about it. ~JK, I'm not a grown man, I'm a teenager girl, but these are fun to write.~)
Qibli: Is it just me, or is Joy taking this remarkably well?
Joy: Of course I am. I have no reason to harm these people at all.....*eye twitches*
Turtle: *in a small, scared voice* Kinka?
Kinkajou: *in the same voice* Yes Tle?
Turtle: I'm scared.
Kinkajou: Me too.
Air: We all should be.
Moon: Okay winter and Carnelian should be running away by now.
Carnelian: Why would we do that? She can't touch us.
Joy: You're absolutely right.
*one day later*
Air: Okay Joy, you're free to threaten and harm people, and you can have your weapons back.
Joy: Thank you.
Moon: Any last thoughts on your threat-free day?
Joy: During that day, things were said because people were told I wasn't allowed to touch them at the time......
Joy: That doesn't mean I can't hurt them now.
Joy: *grabs knife*
Carnelian: Fuck. RUN!
Winter/ Carnelian: *run away screaming*
Joy: *follows them while laughing evilly*
*one hour later*
Moon: Do you think they're okay?
Air: Yea. Joy wouldn't hurt her friends.
*explosion*
Air:................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Ignore the last thing I said.
Qibli: I'm gonna go check on them.
*2 hours later*
Moon: *stands in hallway*
Moon: Qibli?...............................Winter?.....................Carnelian?.......................Joy?
Joy: *comes out covered in ash and blood* Yes?
Moon: Um....are they alright?
Joy: *cleans off knife* No.
Moon: Are they alive???????
Joy: Most of them.