Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

Aren't Mondays fun?

242 10 2
By SpaceOddityPhan

Sean sighed unhappily. Monday. Who's fucking idea was it to create the horrible thing.

Time for Sean to get up and go and face his Maths teacher, who would surely give everyone two pages of homework, just because her magical beasts of great importance refused to kill her students.

Cause they have morals.

Sean pulled on his clothes with the enthusiasm of a decapitated octopus. Luckily, the teacher of his Geography class wasn't going to be in today, which meant in that class he could blissfully listen to music, his only interruption being the peasants.

Speaking of peasants, Marks old friend Fred sat beside him in Maths. Woohoo. Math class just keeps getting better and better.

Yelling goodbye to his Ma, Sean left his house, checking his pockets to make sure he had keys with him. He then hopped on his bike, in the hopes that it would tire him out so much that he'd fall asleep in Math, and wouldn't have to face any teachers.

Of course, in reality, he was just a sweaty mess by the time he got to school, and incredibly uncomfortable in his sticky clothes. What a great start to his day.

Seeing Mark in all his adorable glory soon brightened up his day of course, as he was greeted with a quick hug and peck on the forehead, before the two of them walked into school together.

Though Sean was used to the mutterings of classmates and teachers alike, he could tell that it was making Mark uncomfortable to hear people accusing him of being gay, only so soon after he had accepted the fact himself.

Of course, Mark was only a little bit gay though. Just a small bit.

Sean was a tired, sticky ball of fluff, but with Mark by his side as he stepped into class, he felt like he could take on the world.

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