Air: Ship time!!!!!
Joy: FINALLY!
*D.O.D. and Jade Winglet appear*
Joy: Let's jump right in, shall we?
Sunny: Kay.
Air: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON. Who. Do. you.....Ship?
Winter/Qibli: *stares and listens intently*
Moon: Let's see.....Cleril.
Air: Yep! BFF over here!
Joy: Ahem.
Air: ONE of my BFF's over here
Joy: Better.
Moon: Glorybringer.
Glory: Dammit.
Deathbringer: YES!
Moon: Starspeaker.
Sunny: *sighs with relief*
Starflight: I knew there was a reason why you are my favorite student.
All other students at JMA: WHAAAAAT!!!!
Icicle: What?!?!?!
Starflight: You F*cking tried to kill me. I don't want to hear it.
Clay/Sunny/Tsunami/Glory: OH SH*T
Riptide: What?
Clay: Starflight swore.....
Moon: Anyways! Turtljou.
Kinkajou: WOOOO HOOOOO!
Moon: Annnnnd....................................
Qibli/Winter: *holds breath in anticipation*
Moon: Qinter.
Qibli: WHAT!
Winter: THE FUCK!!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SHIP ME WITH THAT-
Qibli: DUNG-SNORTING, POMPOUS, WORM-FACED, SNOB-HEADED, -
Winter: ICE-FACED, PENGUIN-SNOUTED, SEVENTH CIRCLE-DROPOUT, SON OF A WALRUS-
Qibli: JERBOA HEAD THAT EVER LIVED!!!!
Joy: .....*applauds*
Sunny: I can see it.
Qibli: Sunny!!!!
Air: Is that it?
Moon: Yep.
Air: Kay, Kinkajou, you're up.
Kinkajou: GLORY-FREAKING-BRINGER!!!!!
Glory: *facetalons*
Deathbringer: *high-fives Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: Winterwatcher.
Winter: That is the first thing you've ever said that didn't make me want to shove you off a mountain with your wings bound.
Kinkajou: Ripnami
Tsunami: Why?
Kinkajou: Cause the next one on my list is Turtljou.
Turtle: *turns red as a Skywing*
Tsunami: AWWWWWW
Kinkajou: Sunnyflight.
Sunny: HELL NO
Starflight: HELL YES
Fatespeaker: *glares*
Starflight: I mean....HELL NO! *hides in fear behind Clay*
Kinkajou: That's all!
Joy: Alright. Carnelian?
Carnelian: I don't ship things.
All: *gasp*
Carnelian: It's stupid. This whole game is completely ridiculous *gets up to leave* And I have no idea how I got dragged into this in the first - *trips, falls, hundreds of fanart and stalkerly-taken photos and a smartphone fall out of pockets*
Joy: *bursts out laughing*
Carnelian: FINE! I ship Cleril, Ripnami, Moonbli, Glorybringer, Starspeaker, Turtljou, Blisterseer, Newtmas, Fourtris, Willstina, Thoughtout, Clearstalker, Fathingo, Care, Clifflut, Anemike, and Mikki.
Peril: Wow.
Sunny: Holy mother of Fangirl.
Air: What's Mikki?
Me: IT'S A REAL LIFE SHIP ABOUT TWO OF MY BAND MATES AND FELLOW FLUTE PLAYERS, MASON AND NIKKI THEY ARE TOTALLY GONNA HAPPEN AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME DIFFERENT!!!
Me: *disappears*
All: Oh.
Deathbringer: Who. The f*ck. Is. That. SCAVENGER.
All: *shrugs*
Sunny: A very dedicated fangirl that understands the pain of the Four X Tris and Shade X Farley ships.
Glory: The f*ck?
Air: Umber! your turn!
Umber: ummmmm. Umbli.
Qibli: WHAT THE HELL
Umber: Kinter,
Turtle: You know, I thought we were cool, but now you have to die. Peril! GET HIM!
Clay: NO!
Peril: SH*T IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!! *runs away screaming*
Umber: Cleril, and Winterwatcher.
Air: Kay. Turtle?
Turtle: Cleril, Ripnami, Glorybringer, Starspeaker, Moonbli, and.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................turtljou....
Kinkajou: YES! *kisses Turtle*
Joy: NEXT! Winter.
Winter: Winterwatcher.
Moon: Wait what.
Winterwatcher: Starspeaker, and Turtljou.
Starflight: Why?
Winter: My sister tried to kill you. I kind of owe you.
Deathbringer: Why no Glorybringer?
Winter: CAUSE YOU F*CKING SAT ON MY FACE YOU *** * *************** ******
Carnelian: Whoa, when did THAT happen?
Joy: A couple weeks after you died.
Carnelian: Oh okay........Wait WHAT!!!
Air: And finally! Qibli!
Qibli: Thornmover, Moonbli, Turtljou, Glorybringer, Cleril.
Sunny: Okay.
Air: Why the HELL does EVERYBODY SHIP TURTLJOU?????
Deathbringer: Cause Turtljou. Duh.