The Academy hosts a 70's day, where a disco party gets out of hand.
The Academy gym was transformed into a disco club, and Jesse entered with the majority of the school body when the day started....
Dressed as this.
Jesse was soon met by Ibuki, who was dressed as a hippie.
Ibuki: Hehe. You look like my creepy, touchy uncle.
Jesse: And you look like my sleazy, hoe cousin.
Ibuki and Jesse gave each other challenging looks.
Voice 1: Don't be lilyhoppers you two!
Voice 2: Yeah, it's a party after all!
The voices belonged to....
Daisaku Bandai
Ultimate Farmer
Ruruka Ando
Ultimate Confectioner
Daisaku was dressed in a pinstripe suit, and Ruruka was dressed in a casual club outfit.
Jesse: Yes! Ruruka is here! That means that the snacks will be good!
Ruruka grabbed Jesse by his collar and lifted him into the air with a fanged, enraged expression.
Ruruka: I don't make snacks you beast! I make art! ART!!!!
Jesse: Y-Yes ma'am! I'm sorry for my foolishness!
Ruruka's expression went back to normal.
Ruruka: It's okay.
Ruruka dropped Jesse with a sweet smile, who hid behind Ibuki.
Ibuki: HAHAHAHA!!!! Don't tell me your afraid of harmless, little Ruruka!?
Jesse: She's a damn lunatic! I almost lost my hand when I tried to eat one of her cakes!
Ruruka: You should have asked permission first! I made the cakes for me, not your backwoods self!
Jesse stepped away from Ibuki in anger.
Jesse: If I had my lasso....
Ruruka: You would do what?
Jesse: I'd hog tie you to a wild bull and watch him run you through the valley!
Ruruka: Try it!
Ruruka and Jesse had lightning between their eyes.
Daisaku: You know Ruruka, you could be nicer to Jesse.... and Sounosuke.
Ruruka: Rule one of being the best: never let anyone too close, even your boyfriend.
Ibuki: That's such a mean thing to say!
Jesse: Don't be fooled, the little scamp isn't that tough. She can't even hardly hold her liquor.
Ruruka: You-You said that you wouldn't speak of that!
Jesse: So funny story, Ruruka tries to steal the whiskey from my fridge, but when she hears me coming....
Jesse was on the verge of laughter.
Jesse: She downs the whole bottle....and throws it up right there!
Both Jesse and Daisaku laughed hysterically.
Daisaku: Come on! One bottle!? That's it!?
Jesse: And....And she gets me to promise not to tell! It was great!
Ruruka pouted in embarrassment.
Ruruka: Y-You promised!
Jesse: That was before you yelled at me!
Ruruka: You heartless hick! I will get you back for this!
Jesse: What're you going to do? Make me a poisoned cupcake?
Ruruka: No! I will-I will....
The headmaster came up to the gym stage.
Headmaster: Time for the....
DISCO DANCE-OFF!!!!
The winner will receive a cash prize of 1,000 dollars!
Jesse: How much?
Ruruka smiled devilishly.
Ruruka: Won't matter to you, because the prize money is mine!
Ruruka ran up to the dance floor, pushing Daisaku into a table.
Jesse: Not before me you little shit!
Jesse jumped over Daisaku, who was unconscious on the collapsed table.
Ibuki ran behind them.
Ibuki: Guys! This party is awesome! There is a weird guy selling little bags of sugar in the bathroom!
Ruruka and Jesse were to busy in their run to hear Ibuki.
The two left a trail of smoke and fire as they entered the dance floor.
Headmaster: TIME TO BOOGIE!!!!
The DJ started the music.
Jesse: Earth, Wind, and Fire....good choice.
Ruruka: Enjoy it! It will be your funeral tune!
Jesse: Don't get cocky brat!
The two began to dance in a disco fever.
Daisaku came to the side of Ibuki, who had eaten the "sugar".
Daisaku: She is strong for her size, eh Ibuki?
Ibuki: ....
Daisaku: Ibuki?
Ibuki turned to Daisaku, and revealed that she was under the effects of the "sugar".
Daisaku: Um....do you want a drink?
Ibuki: I CAN SEE SOUNDS! I CAN FLY! I'M COMING SANTA!!!!
Ibuki ran off, Daisaku chasing after her.
Daisaku: Ibuki! You need to calm down!
Ruruka and Jesse continued to dance quickly, causing their shoes to smoke.
The smoking shoes caused a spark, that lit the drapes in the gym.
Headmaster: Ah! All students, Evacuate!
Everyone emptied the burning gym, except for Ruruka and Jesse.
Ruruka: I'm winning!
Jesse: You wish!
The two continued to dance as the gym collapsed.
Timeskip, Togami Hospital
Jesse and Ruruka both sat in hospital beds next to each other while they were nursed by Mikan.
Mikan: Y-You guys are lucky all you got was a few bruises and sprains.
A doctor leaned in.
Doctor: Mikan! We need your help! The cocaine girl thinks she's santa!
Mikan: Oh! I gotta go!
Mikan ran out.
Ruruka turned on her side to face Jesse.
Ruruka: I won.
Jesse: No you didn't, and you still can't take alcohol.
Jesse smiled slyly as Ruruka's face turned bright red.
When Mikan returned, she found Ruruka strangling Jesse.