Danganronpa: The Ultimate Cow...

By SirDoomGuy

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Jesse Rocks lives life day by day on his ranch, inherited to him at a young age, and goes by as a simple cowb... More

Episode 0: The Cowboy
Episode 0-1: Oreintation Day
Episode 1: The Super Epic Erotica Comedy Show!
Episode 2: The Maltese Turtle
Episode 3: A Hard Working Guy (Lemon)
Episode 5: 70's Day
Episode 6: Castles And Orcs
Episode 7: The Movementor
Episode 8: Unicorn Hunt! (Lemon)
Episode 9: Sexual Violations Unit
Episode 9-2: If Loving You Is Wrong (Lemon)
Episode 10: Dr. Phil
Episode 11: Liar's Dice
Episode 11-2: House Always Win (Lemon)
Episode 12: Shopping Spree!
Episode 12-2: 50 Shades Of Junko (Lemon)
Episode 13: Spooky Scary Situation
Episode 14: Fly High
Episode 15: Book One Finale

Episode 4: Virus

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Jesse and Gonta enter a Tron-like computer program created by Chihiro to remove a virus.

Jesse walked into the ranch house, and found Gonta examining a insect on the table.

Gonta Gokuhara
Ultimate Entomologist

Jesse: Do you have to look at that thing in the table? I just polished that.

Gonta: Jesse! Look at him!

Gonta held the insect up to Jesse's face, a type of grasshopper to be specific.

Jesse: It's a grasshopper, nothing new.

Gonta: It's a Hawaiian Fireball Hopper! They are endangered! If I can find a female, I can save their entire race!

Jesse: Why don't you wear shoes?

Gonta: Come on Jesse! Focus!

The ranch door slammed open.

Chihiro Fujisaki
Ultimate Programmer

Chihiro: Guys! I need your help!

Jesse: What bills do you two pay to be tearing up the furniture in this house?

Gonta: What happened Chihiro? Did someone abuse you!?

Jesse: Dial it back a notch, Gonta.

Chihiro: No! It's the simulator me and Miu were building! It has a virus!

Jesse: That super advanced computer has a virus? Well damn.

Gonta: Let's find the guy who put the virus in there and get him to take it out! It's dishonorable to do such a thing to a lady!

Chihiro: We can't track where the virus came from, it's a intelligent A.I. that cleans it's tracks.

Jesse: Where does this involve us?

Chihiro: Well....we can use the simulation program to send in two people to remove the virus manually....

Jesse: You want us to go IN the computer program?

Chihiro: It's not dangerous! It's completely safe!

Gonta: We will do it!

Jesse: Hold up....

Gonta: Come on Jesse! It's the duty of men to serve ladies in their troubles! Be a gentleman!

Jesse: Fine, fine! Let's go.

Chihiro: Yay! You guys are the best!

Timeskip, Academy Basement
Jesse: They kick you out of the computer lab?

Miu: Yep.

Jesse: Me too, I didn't know that the teacher could see my browser history.

Gonta: What?

Chihiro ran up to the men.

Chihiro: Okay! All you guys have to do is put these helmets on and sit in those chairs!

Gonta: Alright! What do we do in the program?

Chihiro: You both use "Digi-Cycles" to chase the virus through the virtual raceway, and try to catch it.

Jesse: Okay, sounds simple.

Miu: The virus will also try to outrun you both by creating different obstacles, so be careful.

Gonta: Don't worry ladies! We will be careful!

Jesse: What he said.

Both of the men put on the helmets and sat in the chairs, and when Chihiro activated the simulator, were transported to the digital raceway on Digi-Cycles.

The men were wearing digital jumpsuits and helmets as well.

Jesse: Huh, this outfit actually looks pretty good.

Gonta: Yeah, surprisingly fitting.

The virus sped by the two.

Jesse: There he goes!

Gonta: After him!

The men drove the bikes forward, chasing the virus.

Jesse: He moves quick!

Gonta: Yeah! It's good!

The virus changed the landscape of the raceway, turning it into a jungle.

Gonta: Whoa! It's all different!

Jesse: Miu did say that the virus would put up obstacles.

Gonta: No matter! We will preva-

A T-Rex emerged from the jungle and snatched Gonta from his bike. Which Jesse didn't notice.

Jesse: What did you say Gonta?

Silence.

Jesse: Gonta?

Jesse looked to his side, and saw Gonta's bike still driving without Gonta.

Jesse: The hell?

Gonta's bike eventually crashed.

Jesse: Looks like it's up to me.

Jesse sped forward, just inches away from the virus.

Jesse: Come here you son of a bitch!

The T-Rex erupted from the jungle, with Gonta on it's back.

Jesse: What the hell is going on!?

Gonta: I AM GONTA!!!! LORD OF THE DINOSAURS!!!'

Jesse: What?

Gonta: I have tamed this dinosaur! Now he serves me! I am king!

Jesse: He's lost it....

The virus began to escape.

Jesse: Gonta! Give me a push!

Gonta: Okay! Push him toward my steed!

The T-Rex hit the back of Jesse's bike, sending him flying off.

Jesse: To much dino push!

Gonta: Oops....

Jesse flew through the air, and landed right on the virus, causing it to evaporate.

Jesse and Gonta woke up in the Academy Basement.

Jesse got up from the chair, when Chihiro gave him a hug.

Chihiro: You guys did it!

Gonta was sitting on the ground, crying.

Gonta: My T-Rex....I loved him....

Miu: I think he needs some air.

Jesse: Looks like, I will take him up to the garden.

Chihiro: Okay, and we will run a diagnostic.

Jesse carried Gonta to the stairs.

Gonta: I will never forget you Rex! I will always love you!

when they were out of view, Chihiro and Miu activated the simulator. And on the screen....

Was the virus.

Chihiro: It's okay, they're gone.

The virus changed form.

Alter Ego

Alter: Did I do good masters?

Chihiro: You did great!

Miu: The dinosaur was a neat touch.

Alter: Thank you, the data I got is sure to make the simulator more safe for human use.

Chihiro: Yay!

Miu: We are going to be rich!

Chihiro: Still, I feel bad for not telling them.

Miu: No one is willing to get eaten by a dinosaur.

Chihiro: Good point.

The three laughed.

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