Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

snnnzzzz

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By SpaceOddityPhan

THEBOSS: I saw u in my dreams last night

BooperDooper: yeah ;)

THEBOSS: u died
THEBOSS: painfully

BooperDooper: oh

THEBOSS: it was good

BooperDooper: thanks

THEBOSS: u screamed a lot though
THEBOSS: I woke up with a headache

BooperDooper: MOVING ON
BooperDooper: FOOD IS NICE

THEBOSS: YES IT IS
THEBOSS: ESPECIALLY ICE CREAM

BooperDooper: ICE CREAM IS THE BEST

THEBOSS: BISH, I KNOW

BooperDooper: FUCK U MOTHERFriendly person

THEBOSS: motherfriendly person?

BooperDooper: OH YES, HELLO MOTHER WHO IS STANDING RIGHT BESIDE ME HOW R U

THEBOSS: ur not good at subtlety

BooperDooper: WAT R U TALKING ABOUT MY GOOD NO HOMO FRIEND

THEBOSS: a lot of things u wudn't understand

BooperDooper: meanie

THEBOSS: :P

BooperDooper: I DONT LIKE U ANYMORE

THEBOSS: I return said feelings

BooperDooper: jeez, u know I'm and idiot, don't use big words

THEBOSS: OMG

BooperDooper: wat

THEBOSS: U...
THEBOSS: U JUST ADMITTED

BooperDooper: yes?

THEBOSS: THAT UR AN IDIOT

BooperDooper: oh yeah

THEBOSS: I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WUD COME

BooperDooper: its surprising me too

THEBOSS: HOLY MOTHER MARY HAS LOOKED UPON US FAVOURABLY
THEBOSS: AND IS SHINING ON US ALL THINGS HOLY AND SOCKS

BooperDooper: u confuse me

THEBOSS: for fucks sake Mark, don't rain on my parade

BooperDooper: okay
BooperDooper: I'm shutting up

THEBOSS: good

BooperDooper: so

THEBOSS: yes

BooperDooper: were we not talking about food

THEBOSS: once upon a time
THEBOSS: long long ago

BooperDooper: in a land far far away
BooperDooper: there lived a

THEBOSS: BOOTIFUL OGRE

BooperDooper: by the name of

THEBOSS: SHREK

BooperDooper: he was a

THEBOSS: BOOTIFUL FUCKING OGRE DAMN

BooperDooper: and everyone

THEBOSS: HATED HIS FUCKING SWAMP, EW GROSS

BooperDooper: but then he discovered

THEBOSS: HE WAS ACTUALLY AN ONION

BooperDooper: and he lived

THEBOSS: OGRELY

BooperDooper: ever after

THEBOSS: THE FUCKING END M8

BooperDooper: that was lovely

THEBOSS: it sure was :D

BooperDooper: and its sending me to sleep

THEBOSS: oh no.

BooperDooper: I'm so tirrrrrred

THEBOSS: same tho

BooperDooper: snnnnzzzz

THEBOSS: NO MARK NO

BooperDooper: snnnnnnnnnzzzzzzz

THEBOSS: MARK

BooperDooper: snnnnnNNNZZZZZZ

THEBOSS: MARK

BooperDooper: SNNNNNNNNZZZZZ

THEBOSS: NOOOOooooooo

BooperDooper: night night

THEBOSS: night night

BooperDooper: snnnzzz

THEBOSS: snnnzzz

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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