Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

only for u

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By SpaceOddityPhan

BooperDooper: hey, r u okay?

THEBOSS: yeah

BooperDooper: u seemed weird yesterday

THEBOSS: I'm always weird, wat u on about m8

BooperDooper: but seriously, u good?

THEBOSS: I'm fine

BooperDooper: mhmmm
BooperDooper: I don't believe u

THEBOSS: apparently u don't trust me either

BooperDooper: jack...
BooperDooper: I'm sorry for wat I said
BooperDooper: I didn't mean it

THEBOSS: but its true, isn't it

BooperDooper: well...

THEBOSS: see
THEBOSS: I was hoping u'd deny it, but its true

BooperDooper: jack, u know I didn't mean it

THEBOSS: how exactly do I know?

BooperDooper: because I'm telling u

THEBOSS: shud I throw ur own words back in ur face?
THEBOSS: mark, I don't trust you

BooperDooper: jack, I'm sorry

THEBOSS: r u really though?

BooperDooper: yes!

THEBOSS: funny how I don't think ur being truthful, isn't it

BooperDooper: not really

THEBOSS: exactly

BooperDooper: ur blowing things way out of proportion again

THEBOSS: not this again
THEBOSS: it feels like this is ur go to thing to say when u realise ur being an idiot

BooperDooper: oh, shut up

THEBOSS: u know, I think I need to go

BooperDooper: oh really?

THEBOSS: yep
THEBOSS: there's an unanimous object begging for me to leave this conversation

BooperDooper: I'm sure there is

THEBOSS: see ya
THEBOSS: or....
THEBOSS: maybe I won't

BooperDooper: bye

THEBOSS: have fun with being a pile of rotten fish

BooperDooper: u have fun being a pile of crap

THEBOSS: only for u

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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