Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

no problem

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By SpaceOddityPhan

BooperDooper: hey hey hey

THEBOSS: HOWDY HOE NEIGHBOURINOS

BooperDooper: how long did it take u to type that

THEBOSS: a long time
THEBOSS: surprisingly difficult

BooperDooper: it looks difficult

THEBOSS: hey mark

BooperDooper: wat?

THEBOSS: supercallafrajilisticispiallidocious

BooperDooper: wow
BooperDooper: so that's why u didn't reply for fifteen minutes

THEBOSS: yes

BooperDooper: u have patience my dear

THEBOSS: I surprised myself
THEBOSS: rage quitted a few times though

BooperDooper: b worried if u did anything else

THEBOSS: apparently I'm disrupting the class by yelling loudly
THEBOSS: bitch please, these people were never paying attention

BooperDooper: y r u yelling in class?

THEBOSS: not the point
THEBOSS: so wat r we doing for lunch?

BooperDooper: I'm not sure

THEBOSS: r u going to sit with ur friends?

BooperDooper: maybe
BooperDooper: I don't know

THEBOSS: I dont mind if u do
THEBOSS: u shudn't give up ur friends for me

BooperDooper: r u sure about that?

THEBOSS: yep

BooperDooper: u really don't mind?

THEBOSS: I really don't mind

BooperDooper: okay...
BooperDooper: if ur sure...

THEBOSS: I'm very sure

BooperDooper: okay
BooperDooper: thank u

THEBOSS: no problem
THEBOSS: I shudn't b the one to ruin ur life

BooperDooper: wat?

THEBOSS: I have to go
THEBOSS: bye

BooperDooper: bye?

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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