Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

stay safe, jack

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By SpaceOddityPhan

BooperDooper: hey

THEBOSS: hi

BooperDooper: so u and mark huh

THEBOSS: yep
THEBOSS: is this wade?

BooperDooper: u bet ya
BooperDooper: its weird

THEBOSS: wat is?

BooperDooper: u and mark

THEBOSS: y?

BooperDooper: because he hated u 4 so long

THEBOSS: I suppose

BooperDooper: hav u thought that maybe hes tricking u

THEBOSS: y wud he trick me?

BooperDooper: to b mean to u again

THEBOSS: look, he got beaten up the other day for knowing me
THEBOSS: I doubt its a trick

BooperDooper: if ur sure...

THEBOSS: I am
THEBOSS: if I can't believe him when something like that's happened, when can I believe him?

BooperDooper: I see ur point
BooperDooper: u 2 r cute together

THEBOSS: thanks?

BooperDooper: ur both so smol

THEBOSS: shhhh ur ruining the moment

BooperDooper: I'm gud at that
BooperDooper: wats he gonna do 4 school?

THEBOSS: wat do u mean?

BooperDooper: with the other people and stuff

THEBOSS: I dunno
THEBOSS: hopefully ignore them

BooperDooper: yeah hopefully
BooperDooper: just remember he has a dark side, okay?

THEBOSS: do u think I'd forget that easily?

BooperDooper: no, I don't think u wud
BooperDooper: gud luck in ur relationship btw

THEBOSS: thanks :D

BooperDooper: ur very alike

THEBOSS: we r?

BooperDooper: yeah, in lots of ways

THEBOSS: that's....good to hear, I guess

BooperDooper: also

THEBOSS: yeah?

BooperDooper: if he says 'do u not trust me' wen u ask him something
BooperDooper: he's lying

THEBOSS: okay
THEBOSS: thanks?

BooperDooper: just...remember that even with his dark side, he's gud 2 tho

THEBOSS: I have a lot to remember today
BooperDooper: yep, u sur do

THEBOSS: thanks for all the advice

BooperDooper: no problem

THEBOSS: I better go now

BooperDooper: I shud 2

THEBOSS: bye then

BooperDooper: bye
BooperDooper: stay safe, jack

THEBOSS: I will

BooperDooper has left the chat.

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