Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

I hate u

293 12 4
By SpaceOddityPhan

BooperDooper: ow

THEBOSS: I TOLD U
THEBOSS: I FUCKING TOLD U

BooperDooper: I hate u

THEBOSS: love u too

BooperDooper: my head hurts

THEBOSS: getting punched in the face a lot will do that

BooperDooper: no shit sherlock

THEBOSS: twas elementary my dear watson

BooperDooper: uggggggghhhhhh

THEBOSS: wat

BooperDooper: have to go to a party

THEBOSS: oh

BooperDooper: there will b drinking
BooperDooper: and loud music
BooperDooper: and girls

THEBOSS: ha

BooperDooper: bitch

THEBOSS: fucker

BooperDooper: spoon

THEBOSS: hey, don't steal my insult

BooperDooper: TOO LATE

THEBOSS: NOOOOOOO

BooperDooper: in ur face motherfucker

THEBOSS: Y U GOTTA B SO RUUUUUDE
THEBOSS: DONT U KNOW IM HUMAN TOO

BooperDooper: wait, ur human

THEBOSS: as far as I know

BooperDooper: MY LIFE IS A LIE

THEBOSS: u weren't meant to find out like this

BooperDooper: how was I meant to find out

THEBOSS: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go along

BooperDooper: for shame

THEBOSS: DO NOT LOOK UPON MY FACE
THEBOSS: FOR I AM SHAMED
THEBOSS: I HAVE DONE WRONG

BooperDooper: yes u have

THEBOSS: hey
THEBOSS: ur not meant to agree

BooperDooper: WELL SORRY IF I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO

THEBOSS: U SHUD B SORRY U BANANA

BooperDooper: banana? ;)

THEBOSS: shut up u nasty fool

BooperDooper: I pride myself on my nastiness

THEBOSS: oh look, a dog

BooperDooper: oooh dog
BooperDooper: u know I'm actually walking chica at the moment
BooperDooper: or at least I was until she ran away

THEBOSS: is chica yellow

BooperDooper: I don't wanna say yes...but I guess so

THEBOSS: then I think she's slobbering on my knee

BooperDooper: where r u?

THEBOSS: at the bench

BooperDooper: I'm on my way

THEBOSS: get here soon

BooperDooper: I will :)

THEBOSS: good
THEBOSS: if u see mikey tell him he's a sock puppet

BooperDooper: okay, I will

THEBOSS: good
THEBOSS: love u

BooperDooper: love u too

THEBOSS has left the chat.


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