Air: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joy: OH MY MOONS WHY DID WE NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?
*Jade Winglet appears*
Kinkajou: Is it my turn?
Air: No. Sorry.
Kinkajou: awwwwwwwwwwww
Joy: It's the boys again
Winter: What the f*ck is it with you people and torturing us????????
Joy: This isn't torture. If I wanted to torture you, I'd be playing tether dragon right now.
Carnelian: .................What's tether dragon?
Joy: It's tether ball but instead of a ball, you take someone, tie them up with their own tail and hook them to a vine that's on a tree and then you play tether ball while smacking them in the face!
Carnelian:........................I want to play tether dragon with everyone in this Winglet. Kinkajou's the ball first!
Kinkajou: YAY!
Turtle: NO!
Air: LONG LIVE TURTLJOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joy: Alright boys, get on stage!
*stage appears*
Air: And wear these! *hands out awesome black sunglasses*
Joy:............How many pairs of sunglasses do you own?
Air: *is wearing sunglasses* I dunno. How many cows has my dad eaten?
Moon: *is wearing sunglasses*
Kinkajou: *is wearing sunglasses*
Carnelian: *is wearing sunglasses*
Joy: what. The. HELL.
Umber: Soooooooo what are we doing?
Air: Sing Uptown Funk in awesome shades!
Me: SHADE!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *CRIES* (sorry, just finished Glass Sword....R.I.P. Shade Barrow.)
Sunny: *appears randomly* Come here little scavenger, we can cry together.
Sunny/Me: *disappears*
Turtle: What.
Air: SING!!!
Winter/Qibli/Turtle/Umber: *puts on sunglasses* *starts snapping talons to the tune of Uptown Funk* *sings song* *does a dance like Conrad Birdie*
Moon: *is bright red*
Kinkajou: *singing along*
Carnelian/Joy/Air: *laughing their heads off*
*finishes singing*
Winter: I'M OUT! *leaves*
Joy: Winter's gone!!! Randomness time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Umber: YES! *kisses Qibli*
Qibli: *looks horrified*...................................................................................
Joy/Kinkajou: *randomly changing different colors*
Air: *starts throwing cows*
Carnelian: *starts singing in shades*
Turtle: *reciting Shakespeare*
Moon: *talking with Darkstalker*
Umber/Qibli: *making out*
Winter: *walks in*
Winter: The Fuck.