Scott: Hey.
Stiles: Hi? School isn't even over yet though. It's only lunch time.
Scott: I guess we live in the same sort of area then. Cool. Anyway, I decided I couldn't wait until I got home. There's a question burning away inside of me that I need answered.
Stiles: Okay? Ask away then.
Scott: I don't think I ever caught your last name.
Stiles: That's because I didn't say it.
Scott: Well, what is it then?
Stiles: That's for me to know and you to...
Scott: For me to what??
Stiles: >:)
Scott: Oh, so you want to play hard to get, huh?
Stiles: Maybe XD
Scott: You know my last name! Pleeeeeaaaasssseeee just tell me yours, Stiles. I'm not a bad guy, I promise. I won't murder you in your sleep or anything. A last name won't allow me to do that anyway. I just want to get to know more about you.
Stiles: You don't need my last name for that. Ask me some questions.
Scott: Like 21 questions?
Stiles: Yeah. I'm not going to keep track of the number of questions though. Just ask as many as you want.
Scott: Okay, um, how old are you?
Scott: I don't mean it in a creepy way. I'm just curious.
Stiles: I'm 18.
Scott: Huh, same!
Stiles: So, you're in senior year then?
Scott: Yup.
Scott: What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Stiles: Go out to the lake in the woods and go for a swim. It's very peaceful out there.
Scott: Yeah, it sounds nice. Your turn to ask me a question.
Stiles: Okay... How long have you been going out with your girlfriend?
Scott: Since sophomore year. She was a new student. I showed her around the school and I guess things picked up from there.
Stiles: Cool.
Scott: Do you have a girlfriend?
Stiles: No. I've never had one.
Scott: Oh, I'm sorry.
Stiles: It's fine. Girls are too complicated for me most of the time anyway :P
Scott: I feel the same way, man XD
Stiles: What's your favorite food?
Scott: Hmm, that's a hard one. I guess I'll have to say pizza.
Stiles: Wow, real original there.
Scott: So? It's true.
Stiles: Okay, haha. What's your favorite movie?
Scott: Hmm... The Green Mile. Definitely The Green Mile. It was so emotional. It made me cry a little at the end. What about yours?
Stiles: Don't judge me, okay?
Scott: I won't.
Stiles: The Star Wars series.
Scott: Really? Cool. I've never seen them, to be honest.
Stiles: Dude. You need to watch them! It is the most epic series ever!
Scott: Then I would be a nerd :P
Stiles: Pfft, Star Wars is for everyone. Hey, are you saying I'm a nerd?
Scott: Maybe.
Stiles: Oh.
Scott: It's not a bad thing!
Stiles: Okay. Anyway, I stand by what I said before. You NEED to watch those movies.
Scott: Okay, I'll watch them at some point, I promise. I'll watch them for you. Anyway. What's your favorite animal?
Stiles: You better watch them! Also, my favorite animal is a fox. What's yours?
Scott: A wolf.
Stiles: Cool. Wolves are cool too.
Scott: Damn right they are.
Stiles: Too bad they don't live in California.
Scott: Oh, so you live in California too?
Stiles: Yeah. I didn't mean to give that information out...
Scott: It's fine, Stiles. I promise again that I'm not going to kill you in your sleep.
Stiles: These promises make me even less sure.
Scott: Sorry XD
Scott: So, do you have a crush on anyone?
Stiles: Maybe.
Scott: Omg, tell me more.
Stiles: You did not just use 'omg' on me -_-
Scott: What's wrong with it? Saves typing. Anyway, please tell me more!
Stiles: There's not much to tell, really. They don't even know I exist.
Scott: I'm sure that's not true.
Stiles: It is.
Scott: Well, screw them then. They are really missing out on something great, I'm sure.
Stiles: Can't really screw them without their permission though :P
Scott: Wow...
Stiles: Yep. Welcome to my shitty humor.
Scott: Hey, it's not that bad. I just wasn't expecting it.
Stiles: Whatever you say, Scotty boy.
Scott: Scotty boy?
Stiles: Oh god, I'm sorry. That was bad, I know.
Scott: No, no, it's cute. I like it. Don't worry about it, Stiles.
Stiles: If you say so.
Stiles: Next question...Are you a virgin, Scott?
Scott: No. Definitely not :P
Scott: Are you?
Scott: Stiles?
Stiles: Sorry, my friend was just shouting at me for stealing her fries.
Scott: It's fine. That definitely deserves a shouting.
Stiles: True. Also, yes, I am a virgin.
Scott: That's not a bad thing. That just means you want to find THE one, right? The girl that you'll love for the rest of your life?
Stiles: Yeah... I've gotta go now. I'll talk to you later...
Scott: Oh, okay. Is anything wrong?
Stiles: No. Everything is just peachy.
Scott: Okay... I'll talk to you later then.
Stiles: Bye.
Scott: Bye.