Silvertongue: Hi camera! I'm going to make Amethystglimmer fall in love with me today! *pauses* I know I've said that every time, but this time it's for real!
He puts on sunglasses.
Silvertongue: They say they're guaranteed to make any she-cat fall for you!
Random cat: *cough* advertising *cough*
Silvertongue: What was that?
Silence.
Silvertongue: Whatever. Let's go see Amethystglimmer!
He walks over to Amethysglimmer and lets the sun flash on the sunglasses
Amethystglimmer: *swoons* OMG Silvertongue you're so hot!
Silvertongue: Oh really? *flips nonexistant hair* will you be my mate?
Amethystglimmer: Of course! I love you Silvertongue!
Silvertongue: YES! FINALLY
Amethystglimmer: Hahahahahahaha APRIL FOOLS! *runs away laughing*
Silvertongue: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *cries himself a river and drowns in it*
Amethystglimmer: Good riddance.
written by Ember