BooperDooper: hey jack
BooperDooper: I believe u
THEBOSS: really?
BooperDooper: yeah
BooperDooper: PJ and I had a chat that changed my mind
THEBOSS: u did?
THEBOSS: when have the two of u been able to talk?
BooperDooper: he texted me
THEBOSS: he has ur number?
THEBOSS: oh, wait, no
THEBOSS: he used my phone, didn't he
BooperDooper: u bet ya
THEBOSS: shit
BooperDooper: my thoughts exactly
THEBOSS: so does that mean he was in my house?
BooperDooper: I guess so
THEBOSS: SHIT
BooperDooper: um
THEBOSS: at least he's gone now anyway
BooperDooper: yes
THEBOSS: so, u believe me?
BooperDooper: so it wud seem
THEBOSS: I am very surprised
THEBOSS: wat exactly did PJ say to change ur mind?
BooperDooper: he said u were spying on him and Felix that day
BooperDooper: and that it was ur fault u felt betrayed
BooperDooper: and apparently him and Felix had sex
THEBOSS: oh
BooperDooper: yeah
THEBOSS: they slept together?
BooperDooper: that is wat I said
THEBOSS: wow
BooperDooper: I know
THEBOSS: I....
THEBOSS: I don't really know wat to do
BooperDooper: u cud start with punching PJ in the face
THEBOSS: that sounds enjoyable
BooperDooper: as long as u let me join in too
THEBOSS: okay, but u'll have to get there quick
BooperDooper: I can do that
THEBOSS: u know, I thought he was nice
BooperDooper: so did I
THEBOSS: he was always really kind
THEBOSS: and sweet
THEBOSS: and he's really creative
BooperDooper: yeah
THEBOSS: but I guess all good things come to an end
BooperDooper: unfortunately
THEBOSS: yep
BooperDooper: so, I have a question
BooperDooper: this may b the wrong time, but...
BooperDooper: will u b my boyfriend?
THEBOSS: u mean I'm not already!
THEBOSS: but yeah, okay
BooperDooper: no need to sound so enthusiastic
THEBOSS: OMG, YAAAHHSSS, THANK U SO MUCH U SEXY GOD, SMOTHER ME WITH THAT QUESTION AHHHH
THEBOSS: was that enthusiastic enough
BooperDooper: no need to b sarcastic ;-;
THEBOSS: oops, oh well, too bad
BooperDooper: wait, u think I'm sexy
THEBOSS: yes, obviously
THEBOSS: although I shudn't have told u that, ur ego is big enough already
BooperDooper: like something else ;)
THEBOSS: leAVING
BooperDooper: but my friend
THEBOSS: excuse u, boyfriend
THEBOSS: u r not allowed to friend zone me
BooperDooper: too late
THEBOSS: damn it
THEBOSS: anyway, I really do have to go
BooperDooper: BOYFRIEND, DON'T LEAVE ME
THEBOSS: GOODBYE FOREVER PEASANT
BooperDooper: never mind, u can go, ur mean to me
THEBOSS: says u
THEBOSS has left the chat.