THEBOSS: pause
BooperDooper: wat?
THEBOSS: pause
THEBOSS: pause our hatred towards each other
THEBOSS: and just for one conversation, try to talk like we used to?
BooperDooper: okay
BooperDooper: I'm willing to try
BooperDooper: to be honest, I miss u
THEBOSS: aww, how sweet
BooperDooper: I'm very sweet
BooperDooper: I'm sugar
THEBOSS: u gonna rot my teeth?
BooperDooper: if I need to!
BooperDooper: don't threaten me yungun!
THEBOSS: don't make me threaten u old man!
BooperDooper: oh, old man now, is it
THEBOSS: yeah, it is OLD MAN
BooperDooper: I SHALL BRING OUT MY SWORD AND CUT OFF UR HAND
THEBOSS: Y MY HAND?
BooperDooper: CAUSE THEN U CANT EAT
THEBOSS: U REALISE I HAVE TWO HANDS, RIGHT
BooperDooper: I KNEW THAT
BooperDooper: I JUST CONVENIENTLY FORGOT
THEBOSS: AT THAT PRECISE MOMENT
BooperDooper: YES
BooperDooper: IT WAS VERY WELL TIMED
THEBOSS: U SEEM TO B GOOD AT THAT
BooperDooper: INDEED I AM YOUNG TABLE
THEBOSS: how did u find out about my table ancestry
BooperDooper: I'm a wise investigator with a keen sense of style
THEBOSS: hey, u believe wat u want to believe
BooperDooper: OH, I WILL
THEBOSS: THATS GOOD TO HEAR
BooperDooper: only because I said it
THEBOSS: suuuuuuure
BooperDooper: I'm extremely sure
THEBOSS: wats the name of a character from romeo and juliet
BooperDooper: romeo
BooperDooper: juliet
THEBOSS: THIS IS A SERIOUS OCCASION
BooperDooper: OKAY OKAY
BooperDooper: Paris?
BooperDooper: Rosaline?
THEBOSS: is Rosaline a character?
BooperDooper: I'm pretty sure
THEBOSS: I'm gonna say paris
BooperDooper: u do that
THEBOSS: okay, I put that down
BooperDooper: r u texting me in class?
THEBOSS: of course
THEBOSS: where else
BooperDooper: u small, rebellious goat
THEBOSS: I don't think I've ever been called a goat before
BooperDooper: well then today's ur lucky day
THEBOSS: I'm a lucky lucky leprechaun
BooperDooper: yes u r, u Irish button
THEBOSS: CUINAS
THEBOSS: flashbacks from Irish class
BooperDooper: wat does cuinas mean?
THEBOSS: quiet
THEBOSS: but I probably spelt it wrong
BooperDooper: FOR SHAME
THEBOSS: IM SORRY
BooperDooper: GOOD
BooperDooper: IM GLAD TO HEAR THAT
THEBOSS: aren't we all
BooperDooper: yes
BooperDooper: obviously
THEBOSS: heeeeeey
BooperDooper: hey
THEBOSS: I have to go
THEBOSS: sadly
BooperDooper: oh
BooperDooper: okay
THEBOSS: so, I guess that means unpause
BooperDooper: yeah, I guess it does
THEBOSS: bye markimoo
BooperDooper: bye jackaboy
THEBOSS has left the chat.