~I bless thee with the sexyness of Green Day! WOLOLO!~
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 15 m
You: HOW!
You: MAN!?
You: MAN!!
You: YOU
You: ARE
You: A
You: MAN!?
You: WHAT
You: THE
You: FUCK
You: BRO
You: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STATE THERE GENDER
You: IT'S UNEXCEPTIBLE IN THE STATE OF JAMICA!
You: UUUNNNNEEEEEXXXXCCCCEEEPPPPPTTTTAAAAABBBBBBLLLLEEEE!!!
Stranger: ...but I had to put my gender id we wanted to have a convo
You: NO! NAY!! *HISS* FOR THIS! YOUR FORTH CHILD SHALL GROW AN UNAPPEALING WART ON IT'S BUSSUM!!!
Stranger: ..............................
You: BUSSUM WARTS!! D:<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 20 male india
You: We;; Hi! :D
Stranger: hi
You: something...female...blah blah
Stranger: sup?
You: somethignelse
Stranger: something?
You: well....my friend just died
Stranger: Oh i am sorry
You: his name was scrub
Stranger: how it happened?
You: well.....
You: *sniff*
You: we were n the bathroom......
You: together
You: and uhm
You: he fell
You: a nasty fall
Stranger: oh thats sad
You: and he broke his spine
You: i just ..snapped
You: like that
Stranger: and how you come on omegle after his death?
You: i must tell you something though
You: .....
Stranger: shouldn't you be mourning his death
You: my friend scrub.....
You: was a soap bar
You: YOU MAD BRO!? ;D
Stranger: ....fuck you! -_-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(A/N: BAHAH! TROLOLO!!)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny f?
You: YO! :D
You: why I am infact female
You: horny...
You: well I am not yet old enough to drive so I have no idea of what your talking about?
Stranger: Asl?
Stranger: ahah
You: Asl....what ....what are you trying to say?
You: Asian Stupid Lepords?
Stranger: age sex location???
You: American..
You: oh!
You: haha.....
You: well that's a little creepy don't cha think?
You: ARE YOU A CREEP!?
You: YOUR HORNY CREEP
You: POLICE!!
You: PO-PO
You: GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE
You: I HAVE A MAN HARRASSING EM FOR MY SEX!!!
You: D:<
You: My god man!!
You: one does not simply ASK for sex -_-
You: psh!
You: bitch ^_^
Stranger: Ur fucked u waste ur time doing this on emegle ahahahaha bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(A/N: AHAH! NAY BITCH! >:D I spend my time pissing horny creeps off! ;D)