Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
My name is PJ
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

thanks mark

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By SpaceOddityPhan

BooperDooper: holy shit

THEBOSS: I get the feeling ur not mark

BooperDooper: nah man, I'm wade

THEBOSS: hi wade

BooperDooper: hey jack
BooperDooper: or sean

THEBOSS: I prefer Jack

BooperDooper: kk

THEBOSS: so, wats up?

BooperDooper: just found out ur Sean man
BooperDooper: dats big news

THEBOSS: I guess it is

BooperDooper: we've met u kno

THEBOSS: we have?

BooperDooper: that day when u were with PJ
BooperDooper: I presume it was PJ anyway

THEBOSS: oh yeah

BooperDooper: I was the one with the cool hair

THEBOSS: were u the shorter one?

BooperDooper: yah! Dats me

THEBOSS: so was Bob the taller one that looked done with everyone

BooperDooper: yep
BooperDooper: Bob is like our parent when we go places

THEBOSS: understandable

BooperDooper: but I still can't get over how ur sean

THEBOSS: I suppose it is a surprise

BooperDooper: its a big surprise dude!

THEBOSS: I don't think I've ever been called dude in a serious conversation before

BooperDooper: so ur the one that marks rude to?

THEBOSS: unfortunately

BooperDooper: damn
BooperDooper: but u still sent him a pic?

THEBOSS: I was hoping he might b okay with it
THEBOSS: he did promise to never hate me

BooperDooper: he promises a lot of things

THEBOSS: I guess he does

BooperDooper: if u ever c me and Bob around, say hi okay?

THEBOSS: sure

BooperDooper: I'll talk to u latr jack

THEBOSS: see ya wade

BooperDooper: fuck off sean

THEBOSS: bye mark

BooperDooper: u motherfucking bitch

THEBOSS: thanks mark

BooperDooper: I fucking hate u, u know that

THEBOSS: yep, I know

BooperDooper: like I said earlier, fuck off

THEBOSS: goodbye markimoo

BooperDooper has left the chat.

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