Kik Me, I'm Irish

By SpaceOddityPhan

42K 1.7K 1K

The typical septiplier Kik story. Yay! ~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~ Mark is a regular bully to anyone he defines as 'diff... More

Kik me, I'm Irish
I'm so high, One Direction wrote a song about me!!!!!
boo ._.
sorry......
Please be happy
:))))))))))))
HI FRIEND
WOOOOOOH
U BETTER RUN
THE SAVIOUR
Smol bean
u pancake
watch me whip
WARNING: NORMAL CONVERSATION
salad fingers
dickle
sup m8
DAMN U WINDOW
ICE CREAM
lets have a talk
MY CHOCOLATE :(
LET IT GO
this is very PG
ahhh, poetry
DON'T BLINK
hup
spider friend
never let go jack
oops :)
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS
truer
bye daddy
lit af
pity me peasant
NEXT TIME
do we even PG
hey now
friendship is magic
1,000 reads?
U TOMATO
ow ow ow
FELIX FUCK U
help
hello folks
jack...
the thing?
hellooo
hello mark
U DISGUST ME
maaaaaaaaark
Y IS LIFE SO BORING
goodnight mark
ONLY EXPLANATION
meh. Just meh.
IM LIKE A SAD SHAMROCK BUSH
2,000 reads?
this is Felix speaking
seriously?
Oops.
That didn't work.
That was close.
For now
3,000 reads?
One good thing
Without them
u nincompoop
hey there
well shit
thanks mark
You didn't know?
good
pause, unpause
forever?
Hey.
hey hey hey motherfucker
I dunno
Greetings Mark
yeah?
lucky me
hehehe...sorry.
Yes...
I feel known
says u
SPEED IS KEY
where r u?
shhh child
I hate u
stay safe, jack
no problem
only for u
experiment
who is this?
Maybe
thank u
not felix
FINE
snnnzzzz
who tf is felix?
Hospital Visit
four updates u lucky people
hehehe
I'm evil, wow
wow, im dragging this out
THE WAIT IS OVER
dont kill me pls
i dont even know
I SET FIIIIIIIRE
Mornings
The Fight
School fun
bench hatred
Too tired
Coming out
:D
wat.
hi there friends
Aren't Mondays fun?
buT STILL
mark
wat I do
Tears
i dont even know
;;;;;)))))
bye
THE GREAT OUTDOORS
schoolio (im so cool i know)
bro
Mornings huh
a note from our sponsor: me
Stars
such litness
not an update soz dudes

My name is PJ

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By SpaceOddityPhan

THEBOSS: Hey, are you Mark?
THEBOSS: My name is PJ

BooperDooper: oh, yeah
BooperDooper: that's me
BooperDooper: hi PJ

THEBOSS: Hello Mark

BooperDooper: wat do u want?
BooperDooper: sorry if that sounded rude

THEBOSS: No, its fine
THEBOSS: I was wondering what had happened between you and my boyfriend?

BooperDooper: Jack? He got mad at me
BooperDooper: again

THEBOSS: Again?

BooperDooper: yeah
BooperDooper: I kinda have an image to keep up where I live
BooperDooper: and my friends told him about it

THEBOSS: And does that 'image' happen to include being...what some may call a bully?

BooperDooper: well
BooperDooper: I wudn't say bully

THEBOSS: What would you say then?

BooperDooper: ....
BooperDooper: I suppose bully suits it

THEBOSS: Yes, it does.

BooperDooper: y do u ask anyway

THEBOSS: He's been quite mopey lately.
THEBOSS: And when Felix or I ask him, he just says:
THEBOSS: "Because of Mark."

BooperDooper: how does Felix respond to that

THEBOSS: With a number of not-so-polite curses

BooperDooper: wat wud u expect coming from him

THEBOSS: I agree
THEBOSS: Look, you seem quite nice

BooperDooper: no I'm not

THEBOSS: And despite how you behave, I think you truly do care for Jack.
THEBOSS: So, I hold no ill will towards you.

BooperDooper: that makes a change

THEBOSS: I would like to say farewell now

BooperDooper: okay
BooperDooper: bye

THEBOSS: Goodbye Mark

THEBOSS has left the chat.

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